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shrew penis

a man who has a shrew penis
that boy Javon'te got a shrew penis!
by Shrew man January 20, 2020
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MPE (Micro Penis Energy)

Micro Penis Energy (MPE) describes a male person in a position of power (i.e. a CEO, Governor, Congressman, Senator or President) who believes he is exhibiting strength by speaking in a disparaging, threatening or bullying manner toward a segment of the population over which he exercises, by virtue of his title, some form of power or control. Leaders who flex their MPE most often do so unknowingly when they attack consituents or employees using aggressive language, a condescending tone or other bullying tactics. What the men who exhibit their MPE don't realize is that their tactics reveal a weak character, an unearned sense of entitlement to their position of power, and a micro penis, which they are obviously trying to overcompensate for. MPE can be exhibited by men who do not have a micropenis, however this is extremely rare, as most men who are sufficiently hung do not feel the need or desire to bahave in this manner.
"That governor who threatened to fire any teachers who characterized slavery as bad is giving me MPE (micro penis energy)."

"That CEO really gives off MPE (micro penis energy) when he mocks his employees for trying to form a union."
by themessyamerican July 22, 2023
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penis

The smallest version of a cock it goes vagina, penis, dick, cock, monster cock, BBC
Oh daddy let me suck your BBC and vagina, and penis, and, dick , and monster cock
by Bigdaddycock@urmom.cum January 24, 2022
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Penis Fly Trap

A step down from being "Pussy Whipped"; refers to when a man who does not have the freedom to do as he pleases on account of the pussy being so damn good.
"Hey man, wanna throw some g's at the club with us?"

"Nah, I gotta stay home. My psychotic wife is putting out tonight."

"Shit man, she's got you in a penis fly trap."
by UglyRussianJew January 10, 2017
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Penis

An either long or short substance attatched to the crotch of a human body used for Peeing, Jerking Off, or cumming and sex.
Jeremy has a very short penis
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Penis Fever

When a girl has sex with a guy, and then is hooked on that guy for a real long time
The Main bri: I just had sex with this girl and she doesn't want to leave me alone.
The nigs friend: Bruh she has Penis Fever
by Aguytryingtohelpout May 21, 2017
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Penis

Guy: she shouldn't wear that shirt her tits are too big

Girl: stop thinking with ur penis and use what little brain u have
by Gingers_r_leprechauns October 19, 2021
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