Roasted a nut

When you get 1 of your balls squashed during sex

Sorry boss can't make it to work today I roasted a nut last nighr

by Jayba11s January 9, 2018

wall nut

When a male masturbates for hours on end, his penis will heat up. this will make his semen warmer. because heat rises, if this person ejaculates and their semen is warm enough, the semen will travel farther than normal. if this semen hits the wall, it is called a 'wall nut.'

sorry mom I dont know how to get it out its my wall nut

by c1icken January 10, 2018

jogger nuts

A trem you use while tou play call of duty

Man these jogger nuts been wack

by Devt28 January 13, 2018

Confederate Nut Cracker

A person who comes up from behind and kicks you in the balls, drops you to your knees and then allows you to get back up

Watch this, I'm going to give this guy a Confederate Nut Cracker!

by Lothar January 13, 2018

get dun nutted on

to get destroyed

(Anthony loses his cities)
Patrick: get dun nutted on

by Pappyzz January 14, 2018

Lit as nuts

A saying used to describe someone or something who is fun or just awesome, much like a pair of testicles is. But also very....very sensitive.

"Do you know Elena?"
"Yeah! She's lit as nuts! I heard she kicked Gregory right in his testicles!"
"Ouch! Sucks for him!"

by Royalb101 April 19, 2018

nut hummer

Having your nuts sucked on.

Oh man, I got such a good nut hummer!

by Jdub9 April 19, 2018