Dirty Fender

An Act Similar To The Dirty Sanchez Yet Instead Of Using The Penis, One Uses His Own Finger And Either Rubs It Under His Nose GIving Himself A Poo Mustache.

Billy Gave Himself The Dirty Fender.

by R 2 The G May 24, 2007

dirty bryan

A male first shaves all the pubes off of his balls and collects the pubes in a bag. He then plows a chick and blows a load on her face. Right away, he takes the bag of pubes out and sprinkles them on the chick's face so that they stick and look like facial hair.

Laurance gave Miffy a nice, full dirty bryan the other night.

by James Milhowse January 11, 2009

Dirty Banderas

After receiving a blow job, holding a girl's mouth closed and blasting your cum up one nostril, while saying "Nasonex" in the Antonio Banderas bee voice.

You should have seen that ho's face when I gave her a Dirty Banderas

by big baby jesus i can't wait March 6, 2009

the dirty blanket

What you get when your girlfriend decides to ride your flaccid, water-snake-like, penis like a bar-bull just as she starts her period.

Joe: Baby, I'm drunk.
Kathy: It's alright, baby. Don't move.
Joe: Shit, you're really wet.
Kathy: I am?
(lights go on)
Joe: What the fuck!? Look at the dirty blanket!
Kathy: Oh fuck. You might need some bleach. Also, your dick is small. See ya.
Joe: The Dirty Blanket!

by Citizen X August 22, 2008

Dirty Lama

When you show your teeth, then spit in someones face.

This Girl turned me down last night, so I gave her a Dirty Lama

by Stiche February 9, 2009

Dirty Sanchez

When a man and a women engage in anal sex and the man pulls out his dirty brown crayon and draws the women a ‘poostatch’.

I gave the girl I met at San Chez tapas in GR, a Dirty Sanchez and she licked it off.

by Numman March 8, 2019

dirty jc

He's so dirty he makes dirt look clean, but he is sexy as fuck!

The last time I tried a dirty JC I shit blue for a week!

by CircleCubed February 18, 2019