Chicken man

a man who always wears a red shirt to get money and women and has a pet nanny living in his basement with a son thats 18 and dosent have his licens yet

chicken man gets all the women

by chicken man ceo December 15, 2020

Chicken Schmuck

A frightened Baffoon

He was such a Chicken Schmuck

by SG1958 December 17, 2020

Fishing with Rubber Chickens

When someone makes self-deprecating jokes to get reassurance/validation from someone. Similar to Fishing for Compliments.

"Hey, you wanna hear a joke?"
"Sure"
"My future. That's the joke."
"Stop Fishing with Rubber Chickens dude, it's not funny."

by Scorchingghost December 19, 2020

chicken mail stamps

Mail stamps originally originated from the small land mass know as English. The first homo sapien to use these sticky pieces of technology was a man by the name of Dr J.Murdoch. Dr Murdoch sat in his chair wondering what to do with this pieces of paper. Dr Murdoch decided they would be good to put on those envelope things. So he slapped one on a envelope. Dr Murdoch instantly thought it looked sick. So he started printing a heap of them. When they were finished printing he sat down to have his dinner, which was Chicken soup (prepared by his lovely wife). While he was eating he admired his stamps. Then he dropped then all I his soup on accident. He quickly scooped them out and let them dry. He sniffed them and they smelled like chicken. He liked it and decided that he'd do it to all his stamps from now on. And that's why all the mail stamps now smell like chicken.

Mmm chicken mail stamps smell good

by Hazza_P December 23, 2020

alright chicken nuggets

phrase you see in books in movies especially a cheesy main character film surrounding America

"hey ima go to the store at 5 wanna come by?"
"alright chicken nuggets"

by greenseqquoiaocean October 22, 2020

Chicken Joe

Chicken Joe is the head of the FBI and frequently helps the DEA in drug investigations. He was involved in taking out Bin laden and Pablo. He know frequently uses young kids to help him in his investigations.

K- Whoever works with Chicken Joe is an opp
A- I swear. I heard S started to work with him once he turned his card yellow.
J- Seriously I knew S was an opp
I- I knew S was sus

by Iknoweveryonessecrets October 23, 2020

Trump Chicken

When you get caught stealing chicken, that chicken is subsequently now “Trump Chicken”.

I ain’t steal your dry ass Trump Chicken.

by Ddog14 October 25, 2020