Brown glitter

The brown spackle left on the sides of the toilet bowl after a violent shat.

That Karen left some brown glitter for you to scrub.

by Long Shlong 68 May 11, 2020

Gonna-brown

Phrase commonly used to show fear that you are going to shit yourself.

Commonly used by mia Briggs in the game dead by daylight.

I’m gonna-brown!

Ew don’t wtf

by Frujgfyujncfyhn July 6, 2023

Brown

A surname of which the person seems boring and average but these people can be cunningly devious and people are misled by their boring superficial mask, and in turn make up the population of those on street corners, but go home to mummy's for tea and scones.

Man 1 "dude..don't her name's Railston-Brown!"
Man 2 "eh,money grabbing b**tch!"

by PimpOfTheBitches June 2, 2010

Brown Diaper

The act of shitting on your partners face, whilst your pants are still on.

Hey Luke, did Jennifer tell you about the brown diaper i gave her?
Yeah man, she said it was a real steamer!

by camharris27 March 20, 2020

brown mohawk

When your girl is pegging you and pulls out then leapfrogs over you and drags the dirty strap on over the cranium

Guy 1 wow wild night
Guy 2 tell me about it
Guy 1 ole lady plowed my hole, pulled out and dragged a massive dido down the middle of my grape, left a shit path bro. Looked like a brown mohawk

by Turd munch November 14, 2020

Alan Browne

Gets all the girls, has a magnum dong. Usually seen with the equally attractive Jack Woods or the less so attractive Ronan. Alans are so attractive they have a magnetic field that attracts women.

Wow that guy is so hot he must be Alan Browne *proceeds to die of horniness*

by Nintabo November 16, 2020

The brown turlet

When a female performs the act of shitting on your penis, and making it a perfect ice cream shape. Then proceeds to beg you to swirly her head in her fecal matter on your penis until there is no more fecal matter.

Im going to spice up the bedroom and make the brown turlet with or without consent.

I hate the lingering smell of your brown turlet from last night.
That was the brownest and wettest brown turlet i have ever seen.

by Casmmmm February 17, 2022