you mom

the definition of fat

you mom's fat

by ha laluya December 25, 2023

ur mom

a joke that is very funny, as long as you don’t use it on someone that doesn’t have a mom.

Friend: what did you eat last night?
You: ur mom
Friend: . . my mom is dead-
You: oh sh-

by urmomishot November 20, 2021

Ur mom

Used when talking of purple elephants pickle jars

BILLY: hey did you here that new-
CARL: Ur mom
BILLY: What? bruh I'm serious, did you hear-
CARL: Ur mom

by 2potatoes January 31, 2022

Mom

The most hard-working, dedicated, and smart person I know. She is always quick on her feet and ready for action. She works hard for her family and always thinks of her family's needs, before her own needs.

She is thoughtful and plans amazing vacations and days for her family filled with fun activities. She is funny and makes witty, and smart jokes that make the whole family light up and laugh.

She always supports her family and helps her children make smart decisions. She has amazing mom powers. And I just want her to know, I don't know where I would be without my mom.

I love my mom!

by Zae Roberts December 17, 2022

jay's mom

A whore of a woman who birthed two sons, one being the obvious (Jay) and the other being Richie. While Richie looks retarded he really isnt. His brother Jay on the other hand is a full blow derp a derp. These guys are allowed to build houses in the state of Nebraska.

Someone: we’ve only explored 20% of the universe
Me: we’ve only explored 20% of jay's mom

by anonymous July 19, 2023

Chases mom

So hot she tried to fuck me

Man chases mom tried to fuck me

by Firefighter123 January 25, 2022

your mom

1. an outdated comeback phrase if you dont have anything else for a comeback.
2. your mother.
3. a phrase used by middle schoolers trying to be cool

1. bill: hey joe why do you have a pink phone case.
joe: your mom has a pink phone case.
2. your mom.
3. bill: hey who is this new girl in class, do you know her?
joe: your mom knows her.

by quackiplier October 3, 2016