double-bedded

To go to sleep in one bed, then inexplicably waking up in a completely separate bed in the morning . Usually in a completely separate room.

"Dude where the fuck is Tyler ? He was asleep when i came in last night "
" Oh he double-bedded last night! He woke up in room 15"

by DOR123 November 14, 2011

anti double dipping

To have a personal rule never to ask the same girl out twice.

Dude: Stacy is totes into me...but im anti double dipping
Dude 2: U asked her out before?
Dude: Yeah...

by Renzuli August 22, 2011

The Fatouros Double

Is an act of desparation when waiting for a large amount of money from a Procurement manager. This is normally a sly hand movement behind the back and should be inserted into the womans pain funnel. As the name suggests this sould include a double index entry with a movement mimicing a humming bird in mating season. The aim of the maneuver is to stimulate the female procurement manager to hand over the money

Drew was waitting for his deal to come through but the CEO wouldnt hand over the money.. The only option was to pull The Fatouros Double to get the job done.

by Josh Jungle August 27, 2011

Double Punching

Confidently delivering the punchline of a joke, which you don't realise somebody else has already delivered in a more subtle manner.

Kim: I feel really fat
Jim: I can see why
Sim: Yeah. That's because you are really fat. ZING
Jim: Sim fails. Double punching!

by sarcasmis September 5, 2011

Double Patriotism

When you are so patriotic that your patriotism isn't limited to one country. The haters will call it "dual loyalty" but they just don't get it.

The war in Iraq was such an inspiring example of double patriotism! George Bush spending $1 trillion dollars of taxpayer money to fight Israel's war shows that he loves Israel just as much as America! Being patriotic for 2 countries at once? That's twice the patriotism!!!

by shortbus_hitchhiker October 7, 2023

Double Doubles

Term used to as an acronym for cocaine.

Wanna do some double doubles?

by teninchinverteddick October 9, 2023

The Overlook Double Dip

When a male inserts not one, but both of his testicles into a woman’s vagina.

“She wanted me to stick only one in, but I decided to use The Overlook Double Dip instead.”

by Mothergoose6969 October 9, 2023