Dirty Pineapple

-noun
1. a martini made of pineapple juice, vodka, and olive brine created by some random Mexican chef.

2. a vagina with incredibly coarse pubic hair

3. a fruit that is sometimes (wrongly) combined with ham and eaten on pizza

-verb
4. the sexual act in which a penis is inserted into the hole in a pineapple slice before vaginal penetration, acting as a juicy clitoral stimulant and eliminating the need for flavored condoms. The fuck-ee may choose to eat the pineapple afterwards.

5. the act of masturbating using pineapple juice as lubrication.
1. I mistakenly thought he was good-looking after 5 Dirty Pinapples.

2. The moment I unzipped her pants, I realized that this was a dirty pineapple hidden in a jungle of pubes.

3. Can I interest you in some dirty pineapple on top of your pizza?

4. After we Dirty Pineappled, I realized how hungry I was.

5. Since I can't cry, I Dirty Pineapple instead. See CAM.
by Mysterious Fruits December 03, 2009
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Dirty Delete

Term used primarily on Facebook to shame people who post something in a Group and then delete it when the post isn't received as well as the OP (Original Poster) had hoped. Sometimes the accused OP will be referred to as a "Dirty Deleter."

Mostly found in "Girls Ask"/"Rant and Rave"/"Mommy" groups, by very catty and petty women. It is however slowly worming its way into other corners of Facebook and the Internet at large.
When Greg posted in his favorite Facebook group about how he believes that the earth is flat, the entire group mocked and berated him until he deleted his post. Then some broad made her own post calling Greg a "Dirty Deleter" for the sole purpose of perpetuating the shitstorm.
by Brosef Ballin' March 26, 2018
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dirty federico

when you shove two bananas up your ass at the same time while your dude waiting with whipped cream on his hairy balls in a cup so you shit a huge load on his balls and eat it out loud like a choleric monkey.
Alfonso gave me the "dirty federico" yesterday. It was freakin delicious!
by Alfonso9 September 17, 2021
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Dirty Lama

When you show your teeth, then spit in someones face.
This Girl turned me down last night, so I gave her a Dirty Lama
by Stiche February 09, 2009
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dirty bryan

A male first shaves all the pubes off of his balls and collects the pubes in a bag. He then plows a chick and blows a load on her face. Right away, he takes the bag of pubes out and sprinkles them on the chick's face so that they stick and look like facial hair.
Laurance gave Miffy a nice, full dirty bryan the other night.
by James Milhowse January 29, 2008
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Dirty cameron

When a girl cums so hard she transforms into a furry pigeon and takes flight in extasy. She moans and squaks in pleasure as she kisses your knee creases.
My girl had a dirty Cameron all over my white walls.
by G2trappy January 15, 2022
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Dirty Brenton

The act of of placing a whole cauliflower inside a girls butt after cumming on it while screaming cauliflower cheese and sprinkling seasoning on her back
"Dude that girl last night was such a hoe, just had to do the dirty brenton with her"
by Chewbacca69cum April 02, 2020
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