Boston Tea Bag Party

You go into a room with a bunch of other guys, wearing disguises, while the woman lays on the bed with her mouth open, and you dump 342 teabags into her gullet.

I was thinking about a nice anniversary gift for my wife.
- How about you throw her a Boston Tea Bag Party?

by Jack N. Jit December 5, 2024

Fool's party

An alcohol-heavy party in the middle of the week for no particular reason.

-Josh you look horrible!
-Yeah I was at fool's party yesterday.

-On a tuesday? What was the occasion?

-There was no occasion. Werw you not listening? It was a fool's party

by TheHolyAtheist December 26, 2021

Ham Salad Party

2 cups assorted pork meat
1/2 cup De’Jon’s mustard
1/4 oz Baby feelings

1 Cup juice of baby feelings

1/2 Cup hand sourced mayo (undersized and under fertilized)
Vigorously whipped by foot
Dash of “black” pepper
1 oz Curly’s ass parsley
1 packet gelatin in a fridge for 2 hours

Baby bird in bunt pan then circle to completion.

My fuckin’ guts are ham salad party stuffed after that CJ party at Gene’s house last Tuesday.

by Straight Up Ums July 1, 2025

ball party

When a group of 3 or more men decide to place their testicles in a bowl of ice cold water

Bro, we should have a ball party.

by jm200188 February 2, 2017

Cold-Lady Party

A party in which a predetermined lady with an absurdly low body temperature needs to be warmed. It is the goal, and obligation, of each and every party member to warm said lady in any way possible (i.e flame torch, boiler, or snuggie). Those who warm the lady most effectively as determined by said lady win a prize determined by the party host.

"Dude that cold-lady party was effin awesome."

"I know! Chad warmed her up in, like, 3.5 minutes!"

by Ian Thane November 20, 2009

party vest

An asian style red suede vest usually worn by the first person to get drunk at a party or person willing to party the most.

Exact origins are unknown; analysis reveals it smells funny.

Put away the axe, Ed has the party vest on.

by costas1 October 12, 2008

swimsuit party

A 70s or 80 slang or code word for an orgy is a party in which people behave in a very uncontrolled way, especially one involving sexual activity, nudity.

Its a swimsuit party, you mean orgy ? Kay Parker

by Lust Pamela April 12, 2019