korean penis 

a big juicy seung-ju sized penis, very big and jerked off A LOt. Koreans like to play with they dicks and smack em around.

Ruby: hey seung-ju what are you playing with in your lap?
seung-ju: i’m just playing with my big sized juicy korean penis

korean penis by Jsjdjwo September 1, 2019

turkish penis salad 

A Turkish prison delicacy.

Would you like some Turkish Penis Salad?

turkish penis salad by Edward Waddlemar March 13, 2003

e-penis 

A term used to discribe a mix of three factors in the fileshare community. It is a mix of your share, your bandwidth and the hardware on which your share is located. The higher the numbers the larger your e-penis.

"I Have 600GB on my Alienware and am connected to a T3. My e-penis is huge"

"I share 2GB on my 10 year old HP and am still on dialup. Any one got a tweezers for my e-penis?"

e-penis by TELOS January 22, 2004

leather penis 

when a guy's penis is so chafed it looks like it's leather.

"Ben Zeigler jerks it so much he has leather penis!"

leather penis by coxsackiebia December 18, 2008

cat penis 

an unbelievably small penis, used as an insult to other friends.

Dave: yo i was messing around with your girl last night
Bill: yes, she told me she enjoyed that cat penis of yours.
Dave: WTF
(People across from dave and bill):snicker LOL!

cat penis by bobLOL January 3, 2009

bleached penis

A white man's penis. Usually super small. Very white and cannot be seen in bright light. Usually very hard to get an boner because of its size and malfunctioning.

I like Asian cocks better cause, bleached penis is not my type...

bleached penis by yourfavoritedickman456 August 31, 2012

Negro Penis 

Exceptionally long appendage of the negro species. Stealing all the thickest white girls since 1863.

"I'm so sick of Negro Penis stealing all the baddies"
"I know man, my asian weiner is vastly inferior."
"BUT I LOVE NEGRO PENIS" -every starbucks and ugg wielding wildbooty sexpot ever

Negro Penis by Br(i?)an the mighty November 18, 2014