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A penis is a weird looking part of a womans body that retracts after every sex session.
The typical male doesnt know that woman infact do have one, they just cannot see it.
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a very big sword
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A very small penis that only prevents itself when erected.
Kim Jung has a caveman penis.
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The penis is the male sex organ, reaching its full size during puberty. In addition to its sexual function, the penis acts as a conduit for urine to leave the body.

The penis is made of several parts:
• Glans (head) of the penis: In uncircumcised men, the glans is covered with pink, moist tissue called mucosa. Covering the glans is the foreskin (prepuce). In circumcised men, the foreskin is surgically removed and the mucosa on the glans transforms into dry skin.
• Corpus cavernosum: Two columns of tissue running along the sides of the penis. Blood fills this tissue to cause an erection.
• Corpus spongiosum: A column of sponge-like tissue running along the front of the penis and ending at the glans penis; it fills with blood during an erection, keeping the urethra -- which runs through it -- open.
• The urethra runs through the corpus spongiosum, conducting urine out of the body.

An erection results from changes in blood flow in the penis. When a man becomes sexually aroused, nerves cause penis blood vessels to expand. More blood flows in and less flows out of the penis, hardening the tissue in the corpus cavernosum.
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Something men lose after cheating on their wife/girlfriend/boyfriend/area51escapee #theycantstopusall
Jesus mate me wife chopped me penis off after she saw mw having sex with her chav mate clarissa
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The thing that you piss with unless you got diarrhea
A Penis is the thing that went in your mom last night and every other night before your little french frie skinny piece of shit ass was born and then she grew a fucking penis don't believe me listen to this

your mothers got a penis

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You gave your mom a penis you fucking skank slut.

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Penis is a long things that males have. They use it to pee and cum all over socks,dishwashers,and more. They use their cum to make objects pregnet.
Omg did u see mommy and daddy having sex? I saw daddys penis hehe
You are 11 years old emma!
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