stop fucking my back

when someone is always annoying you.

“matthew stop fucking my back!”

by dipshitter January 3, 2026

Back in the day

Back in the day when everything was better. Usually used by older people sitting in house parties, reminiscing about the old days!

G- “Adelle, remember back in the day?”

Adelle “G, let it go mate” hahaha

by Oddy the oddball January 5, 2026

Pardon My Back

I'm sorry for not turning to face you at this moment. Or, I am about to turn/walk away; please forgive the otherwise implied insult.

I'm done listening to what you have to say. Please pardon my back.

by Minaj_Lewinsky January 7, 2026

Uncle Sam’s back door special

When an old elderly man with a festive top hat and suit sticks his abnormally large penis in a asshole and gives you the sloppiest most dreadful back door back shots of your life while the national anthem plays in the back ground and she the song is over and he checks his penis to see if it’s clean and theirs shig on it he does it to you again and again until their is no more shit on his penis.

That old std full homeless man just gave me Uncle Sam’s back door special.

by ChaseA January 8, 2026

a number on his back

when you dont have a target on you but everyone knows to stay clear of you

you know darell, they put a number on his back although he weak he still beat a guy with 250 bodies to his name.

by gods of corgis February 23, 2023

be back inabit

Describes the motion of returning to something after a period of time; usually 4 hours.

Person 1: lost connection again so gonna go get smth to eat and clean up for the inspection
be back inabit.
Person 2: Oka

Person 2: This 'inabit' is unusually long... maybe I should re-define it in urban dictionary.

by flos elmo February 25, 2023

Little-Person-In-The-Back-Of-Your-Head-Syndrome

When there is a little person in the back of your head that keeps making you worry about things. This is not meant to be some sort of mental condition and is instead a concept. A way of personifying your anxieties into a sort of anxiety demon. This is incredibly useful as it allows you to tell said personified anxieties, to fuck off. The acronym of this is LPITBOYHS which fits perfectly as we want all of our anxiety demons to go into a pit, from which they will never return.

I use Little-Person-In-The-Back-Of-Your-Head-Syndrome. My anxiety demon is named Kevin and I fucking hate him.

by SirWorringtonBartholomewJacobs February 26, 2023