raw dog bandits

Created from Instagram account @Hoodville…Means you fuck women(the finest women) without a condom and never catch any type of disease because you’re sly as can be. Also you can ejaculate where ever you please because you got the game!

Being Defined
Jimmy:Hey did you hear Dominick fucked that sexy bitch Tara?

Brennan: He’s been raw dog bandits for life! Hope he don’t catch anything.

by D-$tack$ August 4, 2022

Alabama Mud Dog

When 6 black are in a circle and one white guys in the middle and the black guys proceed to shit on the white guy and turn him black.

Hey last night me and the boys (gabe, jonah,DJ,orly,daniel,and nick) gave troche an alabama mud dog. He is so black you can't even see him in the light.

by the 6 putsmeowwwws January 31, 2023

chinese fire dog

When you jam your penis into your dogs asshole and light your hair on fire

Totally chinese fire dogged my golden retriever last night.

by Laylee12 September 22, 2016

ya fuckin dog

someone you dislike and wanna fuck up!

oi ya fuckin dog cunt come here!!!

by fortey August 3, 2021

Dog park close

A degree of relationship to another person. The person is more of an acquaintance that you’ve met, but don’t know outside of a specific context. You may have exchanged pleasantries, not exactly superficial, but probably not intimate details. Sort of making conversation to pass the time.

I saw you speaking with Mary the other day. Do you know her well?

No, not really. We are dog park close.

We met at the park and spoke often. I wanted to know her better but we never really got beyond dog park close.

by Hank’s pranks May 15, 2021

Your dog bisexual

Worse than any other insult, can not be reflected back to you,

"No you" does not work when said the earth orbits quicker
Works on normies very well

Jack- ur granny tranny
Carl- Your dog bisexual
Jack- no u
Carl- lol ineffective
Jack- *rethinks his life then he fucking blows up into fairydust* *the earth orbits faster

by Lil Spinosaurus April 5, 2018

best worst dog

A pet dog that is loyal, lovable, and gentle to owners, where as anyone from the outside is treated as a danger, a threat to society, and the petdog dog will be sure to make sure to make that clear by acting like a complete lunatic.

After my dog bit the neighbor, I came to the realization that she is the best worst dog.

by Mislis726 October 15, 2015