double-bedded

To go to sleep in one bed, then inexplicably waking up in a completely separate bed in the morning . Usually in a completely separate room.

"Dude where the fuck is Tyler ? He was asleep when i came in last night "
" Oh he double-bedded last night! He woke up in room 15"

by DOR123 November 14, 2011

anti double dipping

To have a personal rule never to ask the same girl out twice.

Dude: Stacy is totes into me...but im anti double dipping
Dude 2: U asked her out before?
Dude: Yeah...

by Renzuli August 22, 2011

The Fatouros Double

Is an act of desparation when waiting for a large amount of money from a Procurement manager. This is normally a sly hand movement behind the back and should be inserted into the womans pain funnel. As the name suggests this sould include a double index entry with a movement mimicing a humming bird in mating season. The aim of the maneuver is to stimulate the female procurement manager to hand over the money

Drew was waitting for his deal to come through but the CEO wouldnt hand over the money.. The only option was to pull The Fatouros Double to get the job done.

by Josh Jungle August 27, 2011

Double Punching

Confidently delivering the punchline of a joke, which you don't realise somebody else has already delivered in a more subtle manner.

Kim: I feel really fat
Jim: I can see why
Sim: Yeah. That's because you are really fat. ZING
Jim: Sim fails. Double punching!

by sarcasmis September 5, 2011

Double banana split-dip

When a bisexual girl sits on her boyfriends dick with another girl sitting on her strap on.

Yeah last night me and Justin finally tried the double banana split-dip!

by Pushpop56 May 20, 2023

Double whammy

When you are having a late-night poop (whammy), and then while doing so you have a great idea (double whammy).

On the eve of her birthday, my girlfriend had a double whammy and realized what she wanted to do the next day to celebrate.

by Señor Beezerton May 25, 2023

Double Quarter Pounder

When you take two quarters and place a quarter on each of your lovers butt cheeks and slam them doggie style. If both coins land on heads, you get your dick sucked. If both coins land on tails, you proceed with anal. If the coins land heads and tails you get to sit on their face. May the odds be in your favor.

You wanna play a game of Double Quarter Pounder?

by Hot Popcorn May 27, 2023