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penis

The small fleshy organism that is roughly 2.5" in width and 2.25" in length that burrows in soil when frightened. You can often find a penis in the arid climates of your mom's pussy.
Good Heavens!!! is that the rare penis I spy over yonder?!

Wow it is! look at the penis burrowing away into your mom's cooch!
by shmoodaism June 6, 2022
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Guacamole Nigga Penis

by freedom is wrong February 17, 2020
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penis of a god

average size, negative inches

Used to describe a man with a small wiener
by dinx not kendal October 11, 2020
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Penis Worm

Person: That guy cole is a penis worm
by lmaotituurir July 30, 2023
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Penis blumpkin

When poop gets caught in your ball hairs.
Guy: “Yo I got this mean penis blumpkin last night, ruined my bed sheets”
Guy 2: “oh jeez.”
by HotDogDave July 12, 2021
mugGet the Penis blumpkinmug.

penis princess

a girl who takes her boyfriend’s penis so good
by penisprincess.420 May 18, 2021
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Penis case

A place your penis should belong no matter what. A place that will satisfy the penises needs. A pussy. 8===D~ {(.)}
by lemmesqueezeyourtits September 24, 2019
mugGet the Penis casemug.

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