by TheHugeFartEgg December 8, 2022
Get the Fart Boomermug. A fart that you intentionally let in a crowd to allow everyone to bask in the ambience of your passed gas. fart, pass gas, rip one, biff, silent but deadly, poot, crowd, group
I had to drop a community fart on the crowd of the opposing team. They beat us, but I got them back.
by joecoolthefool June 29, 2019
Get the community fartmug. When all typical gaseous characteristics are met and one approaches the release of said gas in the form of a flatulent (ˈfärt - verb) but they ultimately end up releasing diarrhea instead. The faux fart phenomenon is most commonly reported after significant alcohol consumption when ones fine motor skills are impaired. Although data has not yet surfaced to support the claim, it is believed that the Faux Fart is the #1 cause of underwear loss.
Remember last night when I drank those 40’s of Old English 800? I must have been drunker than I thought cuz I guessed wrong on a the Faux Fart.
Jimmy thought he was going to drop a loud ass bomb, but he ended up tossing his underwear in the garbage due to a Faux Fart.
Jimmy thought he was going to drop a loud ass bomb, but he ended up tossing his underwear in the garbage due to a Faux Fart.
by A. Massey October 3, 2020
Get the Faux Fartmug. A fart when, or in the act of sexual intercourse, especially while shooting a porno.
Mainly occurs while anal is taking place, some consequences lead to gonorrhoea, heroes, and smeg buildup. In worser cases can cause radioactive superpower to deal with shitting explosively
Mainly occurs while anal is taking place, some consequences lead to gonorrhoea, heroes, and smeg buildup. In worser cases can cause radioactive superpower to deal with shitting explosively
Person 1: Oi, daddy give it to me in my bumhole *whimpers* *farts aggressively*
Person 2: Nah I’m pretty sure you’ve just shat all over my scrawny little shaft, I seen this before, did you just porn fart?
Person 1: Sorry papa, you can pull out now
*slips it out*
Person 1: fucking shits all over his scrotum, rectum ring, and intestines.
Person 2: Nah I’m pretty sure you’ve just shat all over my scrawny little shaft, I seen this before, did you just porn fart?
Person 1: Sorry papa, you can pull out now
*slips it out*
Person 1: fucking shits all over his scrotum, rectum ring, and intestines.
by Xankii Wild, Alex Wheeluzz October 23, 2025
Get the Porn Fartmug. by imboredtodeathsostop May 8, 2024
Get the Fart Nuggetsmug. A tremendous expulsion of gas coming from deep within one's loins often resulting in liftoff into the upper atmosphere leaving a trail similar to the of a comet
"Bro, my man just absolutely comet farted."
"Bro, I can't believe he would comet fart in front of his future father-in-law"
"Bro, I can't believe he would comet fart in front of his future father-in-law"
by The Dutchman's Dub June 23, 2024
Get the comet fartmug. by Spiri February 7, 2019
Get the Fartmug.