ur mom

the most legendary group chat ever, no cap on josh

text the ur mom chat about it
ur mom is blowing up omg
i sent a picture of it to ur mom

by scaroline January 18, 2022

Ur mom

The person I fucked last night

Person: where we're you last night?
Me: In ur mom's bed.

by The-person-who-fucked-ur-mom September 26, 2022

post a pic of you and your mom

Post a picture of you and your mom to appreciate her for everything she has done for you!

Me: Hey, don’t forget to post a pic of you and your mom!
Friend: Oh, ok, I’ll do that now!

by inspiring._.tells December 6, 2021

ur mom

ur mom likes me and we made ur brother in front of you while u were sleeping on the couch.

ur mom likes me, and we made ur brother that one night you invited me over to watch a movie. we did it over you while you were sleeping. i came all over you. u thought u pissed urself when u woke up lmfao. i have such a big dick that urdad wants it to hahha.

by ballz_6934 January 4, 2022

ur mom

a hot person that will be there for you even when u are at your lowest. always asking how you're doing cuz she's a mum duh. don't ever disappoint a 'ur mom' or you'll be a disgrace to the MILF clan.

"ur mom's hot"
"ikr"
"she got the looks and the nice and warm heart too. definitely a 10 if u would ask me:3 "

by i like ur mom March 19, 2022

MOM

A mom is someone who cares for her son/daughter.A mom is also known as Mommy,Mama,Mimo,Mami,Mother, or of course mom.

Me~ hi mom!
Mom~hi daughter!

by Puffycat E: April 12, 2022

Ur Mom

Usually used to roast people

Ur Mom’s so fat, when she went to McDonald’s, they called Wendy’s for backup

by Gibgobwigglewiggle January 19, 2023