Sabotage Sex

The type of sex cheaters have. It's called sabotage sex because the whole time you are sabotaging the relationship you're already in by messing around with others.

Guy 1: Dude! I totally got laid by 4 different girls after I came home from the bar last night!

Guy 2: But aren't you already dating someone?

Guy 1: Well yeah...but who cares! 4 girls one night!

Guy 2: That's a bad case of sabotage sex you've got there buddy...

by AlexisGrunge March 11, 2011

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runescape sex

A yard-stick by which terrible sex is measured.

However some members of the Nerd and Geek Communities may have actual RuneScape sex. However noone actually admits to it outside of a joke.

I had sex with a big black sweaty black chick last night. It was almost as good as RuneScape Sex.

by Steve Earwig March 7, 2012

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sex vaccuming

To clean up one's room and living area in order to impress a potential sexual partner.

Sorry dude I can't go get lunch with you today I've gotta go do some sex vaccuming.

by Three Pounds of Flax October 5, 2012

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sex debt

The idea that the reason people die is because of their debt of sex towards another human being.

Sex debt is accrued when a sexual partner turns down sex and offers to complete that sexual offer at a later date, often with "not tonight, I have a headache, maybe tomorrow."
When one dies, their debt is passed to their next of kin, just as any other debt. Debt is to be paid to the person it is owed, but if they have also passed or is otherwise unavailable, their next of kin is an acceptable proxy to repay the sex debt.
Followers of sex debt believe the only way to live forever is to repay all sex debt from your family. It is widely believed among the disciples that the best way to achieve this is to have as much sex with as many people as possible.

by l3vi March 14, 2014

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