The idea that the reason people die is because of their debt of sex towards another human being.
Sex debt is accrued when a sexual partner turns down sex and offers to complete that sexual offer at a later date, often with "not tonight, I have a headache, maybe tomorrow."
When one dies, their debt is passed to their next of kin, just as any other debt. Debt is to be paid to the person it is owed, but if they have also passed or is otherwise unavailable, their next of kin is an acceptable proxy to repay the sex debt.
Followers of sex debt believe the only way to live forever is to repay all sex debt from your family. It is widely believed among the disciples that the best way to achieve this is to have as much sex with as many people as possible.
by l3vi March 4, 2014
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