peeing in my hamburger

to bullshit, mislead, or misinform.

"Dude, Horton told me that he had nude pics of Jay's mom. Turns out he was just peeing in my hamburger."

by s n z December 9, 2008

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slapping my penis

Getting your manhood insulted.

Boy: (Showing off his new bike)
(Friends crowd him thinking he's so cool with his new bike)
Mom:(Puts helmet on her son) Don't forget your helmet.
Boy: *embarrassed) Mom, don't be slapping my penis!

by UndeadCharlie3Tears October 31, 2014

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Crisco my Nabisco

A need for lubricant during sex

It's starting to hurt, could you Crisco my Nabisco?

by BigRock October 3, 2015

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Dick in my ass

The phrase " dick in my ass" is to be used when someone is upset.

Hayden: Hey Cole, did you text the squad to tell them we were here?

Cole: Oh, dick in my ass! Sorry man, I forgot.

by SharkishaMicheleQuan November 3, 2016

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Yeetus my Fetus

If you yeetus that fetus behind you´ll be good cuz to yeetus(throw) thy fetus is to summon the underground demonsofhewigovfhduisc.

Hwuaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahh

YEETUS THAAAAAAT FETUSSSS

YEETUSSSS ME FETOSIS

YEETUS my FEEEETTUUUUSS

P1: Kill demon child
P2: YEETUS MY FETUS

by Stupidheads to p if isjfjc December 7, 2018

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A child who's farther is a lawyer. This child is usually stuck up, posh and rich. The child is usually a boy who hates poor people and looks down on the, for not being well educated. Women throw themselves at hi, and are after his money and rich lifestyle.

My dads a lawyer

Black guy- imma beat you up , this is my hood
White boy- you dare lay a finger on me I'm calling my dad....my dads a lawyer

by Graduate 2009 March 11, 2017

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