The Cat

A jerk that steals your food but is kinda cute tho so it’s ok
You: HEY THE CAT STOLE MY FOOD
Me: yeah but he cute
by Felt cute, might scream kachow November 08, 2019
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the cat

the most useless thing that eats up your money. the only use or the creature is memes
you're a cat person? (what that means is that your a homeless nobody living on the streets with 49 cats in a singular cardboard box while the cats eat up the only food you can manage to find dumpster diving and have no life)
by SnowyCat1412 January 16, 2025
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The Cat

The Cat Is A Brat
by The Real Orange Man October 10, 2023
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Kink shaming a cat

Doing something pointless or impossible. Defined as such since cats are not subject to and care not about whatever code of sexual purity you're trying to enforce.
"Through God, nothing is impossible!"
"Of course there are things that are impossible. Ever try to kink shame a cat?!"
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"Give it up already. You're kink shaming a cat!"
(by sea.ya.later on TikTok)
by shakleton November 22, 2021
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fat cat threeway

A man using sunglass lanyards on 2 women while inserting from behind.
Come here girls... we’re having a fat cat threeway.
by Thatbitchagain.... July 02, 2019
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Cat Loaf

A cat loaf is a cat that is sitting so perfectly it looks like a loaf of bread. To achieve a cat loaf the cat must not have any of its arms or legs showing and must have its tail tucked in, and thats a cat loaf.
"Omg you have a cat loaf!"
"yes i love my cat loaf"
by bobbly bob November 04, 2022
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cat loaf

Term used for cats with a light brown to tannish fur color that commonly like to lay down in lasagna trays or boxes.

Can also mean someone with no life who is obsessed with animals and plays too much Roblox.
Person 1: im so cool
Person 2: LMFAOO stfu jacob youre a cat loaf
by kasii9 November 13, 2021
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