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Omer: "I can't believe you didn't show up for our Skype date! I was really looking forward to seeing you again!"

Siddharth: "im sorry, i woke up and had to go out to a football tournament"
by kksexyawesome July 29, 2011
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Pizza Hut and Target are woke stores now. Dirty liberals want to get to our kids by promoting LGBTQ.
Me: I wonder what other liberal bullshit is occuring.

Matt Wlash: Pizza Hut and Target sittin in a woke tree, stealing our citizens money
by Skyrim550 May 20, 2022
mugGet the Pizza Hut and Target sittin in a woke tree, stealing our citizens moneymug.
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by Pristiano Benchcamelpenaldo April 12, 2023
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Woke

A term used to describe people heavily influenced by the school of thought of cultural Marxism. Describing individuals under a false sense of enlightenment, expressed through toxic victimhood, propoganda and race baiting. Woke invokes the idea of being awake to reality, however woke individuals prove they are far from it, twisting reality to fit their Marxist ideas of society.
The athlete showed wokeness when he kneeled during the national anthem
by Fortnighter June 18, 2023
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Woke

People who would rather genocide every european race then admit that there are races but at the same time celebrate black pride month and lobby for various races rights once they are not white. Often seen with BLM badges alongside rainbow pins.
They also claim to care about children but really they want to violate childrens rights to innocence and happiness by ramming lgbtq+ and other propagandas down their throats. They will never research where the transgender movement began or listen to victims stories of regret but carry on pedalling tolerance of depraved fetishes and encouraging mental illnesses no matter who gets hurt. Can often be found putting up drag queen story hour posters in schools or libraries.

Wokeists are often vegatarians and sonetimes vegan but also support abortion, they have never checked how babies are aborted or considered that tearing a baby limb from limb might be more cruel that shooting a cow in the head. Sometimes you will find them crying and screaming in a frenzied rage "my body, my choice" but this does not apply to vaccines which they think should be forcibly injected into people. Of course theyv never read any ingredients list of any vaccines or checked how morally good the companies supplying them are or read the side effects.

They seem to genuinely think they have moral and mental superiority and cancel any information or friend that questions them or their insanity.
Every movie now is filled with woke shite
by OpinionsAndFactsAreDifferent December 27, 2023
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Wokeness

I can't believe the banks. They are telling us how to think with their wokeness ideology. Infact one of the big banks fired a Customer for objecting the rainbow flag on the bank logo on the phone app.
by Dobra Dyen March 20, 2023
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Woke

Woke = Willfull Oppression Killing Everyone.
The woke are creating oppression .
by FiFi-1 March 17, 2022
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