evil wii

the highly experimental and rare version of the Nintendo Wii that, instead of playing games, will play games and kill your whole family, steal your motion, and ensure you have absolutely zero bitches.

Person 1: Hey, dude, what are you doing?
Person 2: Oh, just using my Evil Wii.
Person 1: Oh, damn, my bad, gang, proceed.

by INEEDMORESLOP February 8, 2025

new super Mario Bros wii

Fun gaem to plae for Mario hehe

You: I'm going home now

Your friend: why so early
You I'm going to play new super Mario Bros wii with my mom

Your friend: can I play to
You: ok

Random stranger: ohh ohh can I play toooooooo
You: are you under 21
Stranger: uhh...yeah sure
You: ok

by new super Mario Bros wii July 17, 2022

I own a Wii U

Ancient African slang for "I'm a dissapointment".

I own a Wii U.

by MindLockAERO September 15, 2022

Searching up Wii sports on vimeo

Something you should not do!
The thing that comes up is bad

Person 1: Don't go searching up Wii sports on Vimeo because it bad what u see
Person 2: Ok bruh I'm doing it
Person 1: NO!
Person 3: It's not that bad!
(WORLD EXPLODES)

by Catsumi June 11, 2023

wiid00d

A person who makes up lies, like kidney failures, just to get people to feel bad for them.

John is such a wiid00d.

by Bob the Buildery April 5, 2009

wiiza

The combination of having pizza and playing the Wii. It is both words combined, as is the similar word beerza, which is the combination of drinking beer and eating pizza.

We're having wiiza tonight!

by phobos2011 July 8, 2010

Wiivangelical

A religion in which one plays the Wii console, evangelizes to others about the virtues and benefits of playing the Wii and attempts to convert as many "other-gaming-platform" users as possible to a life of Wiivangelism.

For the Anniversary of Bowser's banishment from Mario's second galaxy, Wiivangelicals around the country will rally on Capitol Hill to lobby for better Prankster Comet protection and for the end of Baby Bowser's exploitation at the hands of his father.

I went over to Katie's last night and all she did was Wiivangelize about how playing Mario Party can increase your button pressing skills and increase your tolerance of playing with others.

by godlessgoddess August 11, 2010