Wii

Strange white box thingy that Nintendo created on November 1st 2006 for rich white people wave white remotes at; to pledge their allegiance to Satan.

Priest: I haven't see your son in a while now, is he okay?

Mom: Oh our Johnny's been in his room playing the Wii for six months now, I've heard its great for young minds!

Johnny: God is a lie Super Mario Smash Brothers is the almighty creator! Come forth my Nintendo brethren!

by Emperor Momo July 31, 2018

Wii

A console lost to time.

I loved the Wii.

by RedSaber9 March 11, 2022

Searching up Wii sports on vimeo

Something you should not do!
The thing that comes up is bad

Person 1: Don't go searching up Wii sports on Vimeo because it bad what u see
Person 2: Ok bruh I'm doing it
Person 1: NO!
Person 3: It's not that bad!
(WORLD EXPLODES)

by Catsumi June 11, 2023

Wii-Night

A nerd-slang term used to describe a night of coitus

John: "Leslie and I had a fun Wii-night last night."
James: "Hax."

by g-unitmaestro June 22, 2009

Wii

The best dang Console ever made

Mom I’m going to GameStop too play the Wii demo

by The most radical 90s character July 28, 2020