Girl 1: "I'm tired of his shit, I'm not gone text him anymore."
Girl 2: "Mmhmm. Bet you text him in the next 10 minutes!"
Girl 1: "Why you reading on me, tho?"
Girl 2: "Mmhmm. Bet you text him in the next 10 minutes!"
Girl 1: "Why you reading on me, tho?"
by Gman210 February 10, 2017
From the 216
When something just makes no sense no matter how many times they say it - Usually when you caught someone cappin.
When something just makes no sense no matter how many times they say it - Usually when you caught someone cappin.
"I never cheated on you, Ja'Quez. I was with Man Man all Morning."
"That don't read. I was with Man Man all day looking for you, sha"
"That don't read. I was with Man Man all day looking for you, sha"
by 3a1l5 August 01, 2022
by jawaid man March 03, 2009
when you read because you're bored or tired or sad and even if the story is great, you don't feel anything
I was empty reading last night, and the plot was great, but i'll have to read it again so i can feel it.
by mRhehehe December 26, 2023
TO READ an important convo on im about u or sumone/thing u kno and poppin outta nowhere and replyin to the comment!
DAMN! did u hear about tht boy teryn?
YEA hes way ugly!
"TERYN POPS UP cause he was NINJA READING!
I HEARD U BITCH amd u clit smells like fried piss on a dead hooker!
YEA hes way ugly!
"TERYN POPS UP cause he was NINJA READING!
I HEARD U BITCH amd u clit smells like fried piss on a dead hooker!
by woofulz April 02, 2008
Reading of a petition perform before signing it, to find out if you should support it or not, although the title is convincing. It's the final stage before signing a petition.
X: Did you just sign that petition ?
Y: Yes, why ?
X: You know better! Please do a bert-reading next time!!
Y: Why ?
X: Petitions can be very powerful and being attention to issues that we don’t know about... but I really need you to read some of these before signing. Some of them don’t be saying nothing and actually detract from grassroots organizations that are already doing the work.
Y: Yes, why ?
X: You know better! Please do a bert-reading next time!!
Y: Why ?
X: Petitions can be very powerful and being attention to issues that we don’t know about... but I really need you to read some of these before signing. Some of them don’t be saying nothing and actually detract from grassroots organizations that are already doing the work.
by jhumigas June 06, 2020
Pleasuring one's self to a novel or any form of text that doesn't involve another person. (Not to be confused with sexting)
by Creepy Guy in The Library October 16, 2011