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Moderation is the key to success with anything. No exceptions with weed. Marijuana has been hybridized to a new level, has some known issues with triggering schizophrenia prematurely with those who were pre-ordained for the debilitating mental illness. 21st century Weed should be used with caution and due diligence, ie. one should not operate potentially dangerous machinery or drive vehicles(sex and music are highly advised). It is a very heavy and spiritual drug that has an undeserved negative reputation re-enforced and perpetuated by neo-conservative fascists, who in fact could benefit themselves from the healing properties of the magical herb. It also has excellent medicinal and therapeutic properties.
Aside from the hybridized high-level thc Weed there is industrial-hemp which is more commonly referred to as Hemp. The effects from smoking this form of Cannabis are terrible headaches and nausea.
As a solution to environmental problems, ie. Clearcut logging and Wars for oil, industrial hemp remains untapped as a serious solution for cleaner energy and less logging for paper.
The argument, Food over Fuel is weak because hemp seeds derived from industrial hemp have been proven to be very nutritious and contain healthy fats.
Bill Clinton smoked weed and he did inhale.
by castaneda2008 January 17, 2008
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weed fingers

residue from chronic that makes your fingers really sticky and taste good.
weed fingers or sticky fingers, stoner lollipop, crystal stuckers etc
"my, fingers, are, sticky,......., and, they, taste ,good," "let me taste them," "no man, get my fingers out of your mouth,"
by Hoof13 August 26, 2006
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Weed whore

Someone who befriends someone or performs sexual favors just to get free weed off of them.
"Hey man, we burning later?"
"Yeah man, but don't bring Emily. She's such a weed whore, she'll smoke all your weed and then you'll never see her again."
by luckylucy07 October 24, 2011
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Chuck Norris Weed

It's the strongest, most sinister weed on the planet. Smoking it will knock you out like a round house kick to the face. It's got 10 times the level of THC found in even the best weed. This weed is so hairy...not only does it have a beard...it has a mustache...just like Chuck! It is the only thing that could get Chuck Norris high, so it was named after him in his honor!

A.K.A. "Texas Ranger"
"Eh dog, you got any of that Chuck Norris Weed? Cause I'm fixin' to knock myself the fuck out?"

"You got any of that Chuck Norris? Cause I'm looking to Judo Chop my ass from this weed!"

"That shit MUST be Texas Ranger cause its above the law!"
by Brandon Evans December 31, 2007
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collie weed

raymond smoked collie weed on his wedding night - he got high as shit
by mary jane lucifer August 30, 2008
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Cheese Weed

cannabis indica

aka: original blue cheese, cheese, chee, cheddar, pukka

Christmas tree shaped buds.The leaves are tiny and uniform and are covered with fine transparent crystals

Its name has a questionable source of origin. Most obviously the smell has a like cheddar cheese, although this is very questionable! Its potential to generate huge amounts of "money" aka "cheese", to the grower/seller in a samll amount of time due to how renound it is as a smokers most reliable smoke, always strong and tasty!

It’s the equivalent to having your head banged round the inside of a tin can before you settle down and go into cruise-control, usually non responsive, with highl tunes selective hearing.

A very powerful "skunk" that gives uncontrollable facial and reflex movements of nearly any muscle in the human body
"got any of that Cheese?"
"got any of that Cheese Weed?"
by sparos-king-of-the-trees October 25, 2008
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wizard weed

Herbal blends intended for smoking. Usually sold out of stoner magazines, they have names such as "Jamaican 420 buds" or "Wizard's Smoke" and are completely legal for sale. Wizard weed does not give the user a high of any sort, and serves only to satisfy the urge to light something on fire and inhale the result.
Charlie: "I just bought an ounce of grass and it only cost me $25!"

Sue: "Charlie, you got had. That's wizard weed!"
by hellphish January 20, 2009
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