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Weekendness

It’s a typical happy feeling on weekends. Can be similar to happiness.
I’m feeling weekendness. Lets Go for party tonight.
by Nirmal0707 March 25, 2022
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Waiter Weekend

Working as a waiter/waitress (or also commonly referred to as server) allows you to maximize your potential earnings on the traditional weekend (Saturday and Sunday) due to a massive increase in restaurant customers; this is because most people, adults and kids alike, are off from school/work on these days.
Thus it is common practice for a server to work on the days mentioned above.
This results in the common server to get their two days off on days like; Monday and Tuesday, Wednesday and Thursday, or perhaps even taking working Saturday but not Sunday or Monday, really any consecutive pair of the other 5 days (work-days) in the week.
These two days may be referred to as a “waiter weekend” by a restaurant server (or perhaps any restaurant employee).

Author Note:
~I’ve worked in a quite a few restaurants in my years, some arcade restaurant place, On The Border, Longhorn Steakhouse, and currently Olive Garden (these are the ones I worked at the longest), I’ve heard this used on maybe 8-9 occasions, so it’s not too common, but I like the phrase.
𝐓𝐔𝐄𝐒𝐃𝐀𝐘, 𝟏𝟐:𝟑𝟎𝐏𝐌
𝙾𝙽 𝙿𝙷𝙾𝙽𝙴 𝙲𝙰𝙻𝙻
Server 1:
“Hello?”

Server 2:
What’s up?“

Server 1:
“You coming in to work later?”

Server 2:
“Nah man I’m off today, I’m actually off tomorrow too; it’s my Waiter Weekend.
by a sentient tortoise. April 19, 2022
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Maukahuka Weekend

The random weekends where its no ones birthday to celebrate so we get drunk to this!Bri's birthday was 1 weekend and kys adn michelles and syd where in months so are excuse to get drunk was Maukahuka
Its maukakhuka weekend, lets get drunk!
by Michelle February 22, 2005
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Hat Trick Weekend

Having Sex with three different partners in a weekend.
I can’t make to the after party I am 2/3’s of the way to my Hat Trick Weekend and I only have a few hours left to meet up with Lisa.
by Shoresey January 19, 2021
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two toth weekend

Two Toth brothers in the same city for a weekend.
No city in the world can handle two toth's for one weekend, can't handle the pure devastation buildings would fall, riots on the Streets, mass chaos. Pray this never happens to your city
The toth's are coming down for a weekend, that's is a two Toth weekend. How is that possible
by Scared citizen January 23, 2021
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Valentines Weekend

If Valentines day falls on a weekend, your partner has to spend the whole weekend with you, because then the whole weekend is seen as a big Valentines day.
Tom: Yo babe, what are we gonna do on Valentines Weekend?

Jennifer: Oh, i was just going to spend Valentines Day with you and not the entire weekend, because im a snitch.
by Good Boyfriend February 13, 2021
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Weekends are for the pets

Aka. W.A.F.T.P.; A gesture that you should take some time out of your busy week to spend time your pets. You have been at work all week and you have barely spent any time with your pets. As we all know to five to six hours at home, in the late afternoon and evening, when your awake, is not much time; and on weekdays you usually have a lot of other things to take care of long before you can spend some time with your family and pets. If you have time to hang out with a bunch of your male friends to watch sports and drink, which for the record you could do any day of the week, not just Saturdays, then you have time to stay home, spend time with your family, including your pets, and have a good time together. The physical and emotional needs of your pets and your family come first. Even if you are not dating or married, if you have pet, you should be ensuring that their needs are being met adequately, before you go and hang out with your friends; and you should be spending a descent amount of time with your pet so they know that you care about them.
In some random conversation,
Boyfriend: I am going over to Kenny's house to watch football tonight.

Girlfriend: But you have not spent any time with me and Pabu all week. You should stay home and spend some time with us. We could a movie together.
Boyfriend: Sorry, but Saturdays are for the boys.

Girlfriend: Seriously. That is your reason. Sorry, but as far as I'm concerned weekends are for the pets. Please stay with me. You should spend more time with Pabu. He's your dog too.
Boyfriend: Okay. I'll spend the evening with you two then.
by Vanguard 1998 March 23, 2021
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