Masterbation performed under highly perilous situations, usually involving the risk of being caught mid-task. Users of the danger wank often say that wanking in these situations hightens the sexual pleasure.
danger wank: "Mum come quick Ive got something to show u! shit, shit, shit *wanks* RELEASE THE BEEEES!"
by Corey Martin January 16, 2007
Get the Danger Wankmug. by Rial-toes March 15, 2009
Get the Famine wankmug. by Stenkmeister December 17, 2009
Get the Stanky Wankmug. The act of attempting to lure a member of the opposite sex through online flirting (winking) to observe oneself masterbating (wanking) on a public webcam. While conceivably possible for both males and females, this typically refers to men in chat rooms who, being unable to touch a vagina through normal channels, beg, bargain, and plead with women to watch them jerk off. The worst fear (and incidentally most likely outcome) of wink wankers is to be observed by gay men due to latent homophobia and small reserves of self confidence.
69U_know_u_wantthis69: show for the ladies here, no dudes! hey ginger, what's your ychat????
|x|Ginger|x|: read the rules, asshole! no wink wanking in here!!!
|x|Ginger|x|: read the rules, asshole! no wink wanking in here!!!
by bastiat May 23, 2009
Get the wink wankmug. 'Trench Wanking' is the activity of masturbating the phallus with gritted teeth whilst crouching and pointing aggressively at the subject of the aforementioned sexual practice.
"Hey Toby, look at that girl, she's pretty hot!" *crouches and begins Trench Wanking*
"Oh yeah, I'd Trench Wank over her. In fact, I will right now" *crouches and begins Trench Wanking*
"Oh yeah, I'd Trench Wank over her. In fact, I will right now" *crouches and begins Trench Wanking*
by John Ever So Rightly August 27, 2012
Get the Trench Wankingmug. by jaffaw July 14, 2009
Get the wank chartmug. Matty loves to wank in the bath, until the jizz floats over and gets in his nose/mouth, he is a big fan of the bath wank
by cbesty November 10, 2013
Get the bath wankmug.