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Morning Wanker

Someone that is irritatingly cheerful at ungodly hours in the morning. Loves the morning so much that it seems they must "wank off" to being awake this early. Can sometimes be condescending about how much they got done while you were asleep.
John: "Hi there, Linda! I got up at 5 this morning to watch the sun rise! I'm so excited to start my day!"

Linda: "That's great you morning wanker."
by intendedforadultuseonly August 20, 2011
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right wanker

An extremely opinionated, rabidly dogmatic, excessively partisan individual to the extreme right of the political spectrum.
Only an extreme Right Wanker would advocate privatizing Social Security.
by Butt Man April 15, 2015
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Wankerface

Wankerface.

A derogatory term used to describe someone who enjoys to masturbate with their/on their own face.
Steve you wankerface!
by Invader May 13, 2005
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wanderlink

The act of progressively clicking-through all of a site's hyperlinks to see where they take you; usually the result of boredom.

One goes wanderlinking.
"I stumbled across this website during a late night session of wanderlinking."
by Brian Klotz March 17, 2005
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Wanker's Chest

Slang name for an overstretched diaphragm which is caused by a sharp inhalation of breath whilst masturbating.
"Doc say's i've got an overstrecthed diaphragm"
"Wanker's chest you mean!" rofl
by Balistic July 30, 2010
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wankerland

Place where all hipsters can go and live
Fuck off back to Wankerland
by dangerdar June 7, 2011
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