pulled a valentino

when one person with rotten crotch, fucks another person who posses rotton crotch, thus producing an anti-viral strain of rotten crotch

He pulled a valentino with Leah, and they made a super stain of rotten crotch

by douche bag mcgee July 28, 2008

Valentine's Day

A day created to torment guys, that if they have a girlfriend it's required to go out with them.

Damn, it's Valentine's Day.

by Brian February 16, 2004

Valentines Day

If you're in a relationship: The day of the year girls enjoy a lot because they get things and men spend too much money on the girls they're dating (or married to).

If you're not: The day you hear a lot about gifts from friends that are in relationships, feel bad, and usually get drunk.

In a relationship:
Woman: Hoooney where are we going out for dinner?

Man:I thought we'd stay at home because it costs alot to go out on valentines day.
Woman (sad voice): Why dont you love me!?!?!

Man (thinking): Crap now i have to get her $50-$100 flowers and candies too... if I can find any.

Not in a relationship:
Friend 1: Oh i went out with my girlfriend/boyfriend. It was soo fun i love her/him so much.

Friend 2 (getting drunk): Ahh reealy... cool... *drink* thats so nice.

by Chrillen October 31, 2011

Valentine's Dismay

to be completely dismayed at the price of Roses, chocolates and other assorted 'Valentines' day gifts

I was going to get Sandy something, but when I got to the florist I got a case of 'Valentine's Dismay' How can they charge that much?

by The Valentiner February 14, 2008

vegetarian valentines day

valentines day soloist -ie: no 'meat to eat' (unisex) single, 'struck out', 'burning in hell'!

all these jewelery ads are annoying me, i'm going to have a vegetarian valentines day!!

judy was expecting a vegetarian valentines day!!

by michael foolsley February 12, 2010

Nick Valentine

He's very fucking gay or something, absolute sweetheart.
Y'all better get this through, I've tried 2 times. I just need to let these people know the truth you useless paperclips.

"Buckle up, Buster. I'ma spill the fucking tea. He's gay, okay? Nick Valentine is gay."

by I Am A Raging Homosexual July 4, 2019

valengina

Getting laid on Valentine's Day, just because it's Valentine's Day.

'Dude, Jeff's never gotten anywhere with that bitchy girlfriend of his. But he totally got some valengina the other night because he got her roses and flowers for Valentine's Day.'

by SLGreen February 14, 2008