biffy twat

A person with ultra massive hair. Often stands out from a distance and can be made to look worse with straightners or hair dye.

oi look over there at that biffy twat!

by samuelk May 24, 2005

aqua twat

a soggy minge

That dirty slut was packing a severe aqua twat

by The_geyser_that_feeds_'er July 01, 2009

Twat Monkey

A very annoying person who somtimes jumps arond like a monkey very stupidly.

Amy Lee was being a Twat Monkey when her first CD was published.

by Anime4Evr March 01, 2009

twat swat

to prevent your female friend from receiving sexual pleasure from another.

"She could not get rid of her roommate all night, what a twat swat!"

by k.sweezy June 11, 2009

twat pimple

N. A pimple on a woman’s genitalia, generally signaling the observer to avoid sexual contact with that woman. Also, a good indication of one’s lack of personal hygiene.

Dude, you should have seen it. It was the biggest twat pimple I ever saw!

by PaulG. October 31, 2007

Taco Twat

same defintion as camel toe. the seam of the shorts/pants of a woman is so far between the lips of her vagina that it looks like an upside down taco shell............hince the name taco twat

Becky has a taco twat!

by Mrs. Funny Shoes May 27, 2009

twiddle the twat

a slang term used to referance a female masturbating

Girl 1:Damn he's hot!
Girl 2: Fuckin a doesn't he make you wanna twiddle the twat

by Skutner July 05, 2009