A fake name to give to the cops,used by Graf writers in 1990s, Sydney. Also given to 1 hour photo stores, when getting snaps of panels developed, in case the photo guy narked on you.
Cop: “You’ve got a lot of spray paint in your bag for someone on their way home to paint their bike. What’s your name “?
Graf writer: “Troy Emmons”.
Cop: “Ok then Troy, don’t forget to let the paint dry before you go for a ride”.
Graf writer: “Troy Emmons”.
Cop: “Ok then Troy, don’t forget to let the paint dry before you go for a ride”.
by Troy Emmons February 27, 2018
The kindest, sweetest guy you will ever meet. He's not popular, but has his own group of friends. He has that smile that you can't help but fall for. He is the perfect height, not too short, not too tall. He is the kind of guy that only certain girls want because he keeps his amazing personality hidden. He always styles his hair the same, but it's always perfect. Only the smart ones want him in their life.
Brooke: Hey, who's that guy over there, hes really cute.
Madison: That's my guyfriend Troy Vallem, I'm going to go tell him you like him
Brooke :NOO
Madison: Hey, my friend over there likes u
Brooke: (Sees him look over and smile and dies right then and there)
Madison: (laughing)
Madison: That's my guyfriend Troy Vallem, I'm going to go tell him you like him
Brooke :NOO
Madison: Hey, my friend over there likes u
Brooke: (Sees him look over and smile and dies right then and there)
Madison: (laughing)
by Brooke Besson May 23, 2019
by Queenevaboo July 26, 2021
by Mighty Thor 3 May 10, 2018
One bad ass motherfucker that drives around in a blue evo and great at sex no matter how small his fuck is
by pussy destroyer 12 32 March 12, 2017
by Lolicat April 21, 2020
Amazing. Hot. Honestly the best person ever no cap. He's a great boyfriend with great taste in music. He's really caring and amazing to talk to. He's a gamer. Trois are always honest about everything they say. He isn't the most extroverted person ever though. Trois are also very funny. I know I already said they're hot but like, you need to understand something. They have god like hotness. No god could compete. Like, they have beautiful eyes and a heart melting smile. Great to be friends with. He's very loyal to his friends and his girlfriend. Anyways, you should have a Troi in your life.
person#1- "Hey did you see that new kid Troi?"
person#2-"yeah he's so hot"
person#1"HEY I was going to say that"
person#2-"Too bad"
person#2-"yeah he's so hot"
person#1"HEY I was going to say that"
person#2-"Too bad"
by okwhyamihere March 20, 2021