Muffin topping

When someone takes a top of a muffin, places it Over top of a ass whole and the person farts the muffin top into the others mouth.

Yo me and Sam went muffin topping together last week, had a godly time.

by Top muffin topper December 3, 2019

Pencil Topper

1. A way to describe any tall and thin person that rides on top. 2. Any person that rides a small dick.

Bro, Natalie is like the perfect pencil topper.

by Castlemaniatv March 29, 2021

spot topping

blow job given by a basking shark

the green bean giant gets a spot topping from that basking shark

by resolvedclock June 19, 2021

short topper

a person who temporarily shaves their head after an event - pleasing or painful.
! not to be confused with a certain hair condition or certain charities.

A: LOL look at that guy/girl, they're bald as fuck!
B: no, they're just a short topper.
A: what?
B: y'know, someone who shaves their head to restart life and--
A: LOL what the fuck?
B: short topper.

by reallifenojoke July 21, 2021

Stjepan topolovec

A King, pure alpha male that takes no bullshit. His net worth is probably higher than Jeff Bezos

Holy shit Stjepan Topolovec is here everyone salute

by The neighbours kid November 21, 2021

Stjepan Topolovec

King, pure alpha male, he takes no bullshit and is willing to risk his life for his fellow students. He lives

his life one quarter mile at a time.

No way Stjepan Topolovec is here everyone give him money

by The neighbours kid November 21, 2021

cotton topper

Old People. Because their hair gets white (the color of cotton). “Toppers” for short.

We demolished a couple cotton toppers on the pickleball court today. They couldn’t keep up.

by anonymous December 25, 2021