Female Tool

tool

1. A woman with a hugely over-inflated ego who does everything for attention

2. A woman whose ego far exceeds her talent, intelligence, or likeability and is clueless of the fact

3. My man's ex-girlfriend

"For 35 years old she sure posts a lot of selfies..."
"Yeah, that's because she is a female tool."

by SarcasticScarlet June 9, 2018

Tool donkey

A complete social degenerate. A fool who is completely oblivious that he is a total schmuck. A blabber mouth with nothing worthwhile to say who talk too much.

I know of this total tool donkey whose name I can not say because we all know who this person is. Tool donkeys get under your skin at an alarmingly fast pace.

by Scott Mc Daniels August 13, 2011

blue-tool

One who wears a blue-tooth ear piece at all times, even when they're not using a phone or it is inappropriate to use a phone, (i.e. movies, restaurant, car) simply to have the appearance of being sophisticated and trendy.

Dude, that guy over there is a total blue-tool, just look at his ear piece.

by Jack Gagnon June 9, 2007

Tool Smoocher

One who sucks dick with aplomb. Generally reserved for men who are behaving like bitches.

Man....if that guy climbs any farther up the bosses ass he's gonna get lost, He's such a fuckin tool smoocher.

by rooster14 August 19, 2008

tool party

A "get together" consisting of overdressed, douche baggy males also known as tools.

Josh is ironing his shirt at 10PM on a Friday night, he must be going to a tool party tonight.

by MadTownC15 March 21, 2010

Pokey Tool

A thin rod or needle shaped object, usually made from sturdy materials such as metal, plastics or wood that is used to clear the ash from a beat bowl pack. When a bowl has been packed and smoked thoroughly, the pokey tool is employed to dislodge and clear the remaining ash, often times so that another bowl may be packed and consumed. The pokey tool is multipurpose, also able to be used to pack the end of a blunt or joint, most likely so that a mouthpiece or 'filter' may be inserted.

A bent and straightened paper clip makes a great go-to pokey tool.

by Love MaSheen March 25, 2011

Lenny of tools

He is an all around handyman, a mr.fix any and all! With a simple idea or suggestion, he will build,create or design something so amazing and extraordinary that your mind will literally be blown and your friends and family will disown you claiming that your a complete liar and there's no way you had any part in the magnificent outcome that only you and lenny know was once your very own thought, dream, or quick ponder.

Once a nobody, he pulled a quick lenny of tools and ruled the world!

I wish I had a lenny of tools around once in a while..to fix stuff, love and adore beyond reason, and well just fix stuff!

by LeonardLover October 25, 2016