A girl who pretends to be stupid for attention or makes a big deal and are proud of something that makes them a whore or a slut. Everybody knows someone who is a Sam.
"Oh my god, she's such a Sam."
"I was going to go to that party, but I don't want to hang out with a bunch of Sams."
"Kayla spent an hour talking about how she slept with three different guys last night. She's such a Sam."
"I was going to go to that party, but I don't want to hang out with a bunch of Sams."
"Kayla spent an hour talking about how she slept with three different guys last night. She's such a Sam."
by CallMeAlice November 3, 2012
Get the Sammug. Sam means the name of one person who is:
Super
At
Masterbation
But fails because he or a she doesn't have anything to masterbate with.
Super
At
Masterbation
But fails because he or a she doesn't have anything to masterbate with.
Sam is a Gay Cunt
by SomeKidThatKnowsShit2 June 18, 2017
Get the Sammug. A highly attractive male, often spotted sporting army pants, glasses and a ridiculous T-shirt with the stupidest scarf ever attached, who unfortunately claims to remain emotionally unavailable to the utter despair of the entire female population. A self-ascribed playwright who knows absolutely everything about philosophy and politics, at just 18 he will generally have conquered the world.
by Turner4 March 19, 2013
Get the Sammug. Sam’s tend to be stupid little squares as well as the most toxic of individuals. Sam’s are self centered and view relationships as tools to obtain their own wants and needs. You never want to interact with a Sam.
by Consumerofentireplanets September 29, 2019
Get the Sammug. Sam is a boy who looks like any normal boy, only he's truly a rare kind of human. He is the illusive Retardious Ninkapoopous
He is such a Sam.
by Denim Jeanes September 5, 2018
Get the Sammug. by Thiccsexyboi May 2, 2018
Get the Sammug. Why is Sam ducking off a dog
by Big D*** June 2, 2015
Get the Sammug.