Fun Sponge

Someone who soaks up all of the fun.
Matthew - that Logan is a real fun sponge isn't he?

Yannick - yeah a real egg.
by jonathon marathot October 25, 2019
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Sponge Kid

A Sponge Kid is a female between 13-22 who goes to all ages club , hangs at malls, and wheres tna, spongebob backpacks,kangroos. Sponge kids tend to have a very low iq, but do not judge them sometimes they can take really fuck you over in a very snakish way.
person: what u doin this weekend

Sponge Kid: going clubing
by boobnator December 22, 2010
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sponge drive

One's brain, or, more specifically, one's collection of memories (and capacity for additional memories). An allusion to the notion that one's mind is like a sponge.

cf. hard drive, floppy drive, thumb drive
"I can’t remember much more... Hard drives nearing full. Sponge drive doesn’t work so well for digital assets."
by subpixel April 25, 2009
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academic sponge

Someone who soaks up information but never really understands it. Information is squeezed out at the end of term.
by Chase Stanley August 16, 2014
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Treacle sponge

When you take a large watery shit on a sponge and you shove it up a girls vagina or a mans urethra
I gave Martha a treacle sponge last night
by Nullifiedgoose December 23, 2020
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Spong

an extremely stupid person with a negative IQ who makes everyone feel retarded when they walk into a room. comes from the word mong and sponge since a mong is stupid and a sponge absorbs people intellectuality
"hey dude, that guy Agustin is such a spong"
by beanflicker420 November 22, 2018
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Spong

by Rj696951718 March 22, 2023
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