Leftist Tears

A colloquialism often used to parody the Liberal tears meme that was often sold on tumblers. It is ironically meant as semen from leftist and not used much outside of 20chan and similar niche websites.

That tumbler says Leftist tears
He must be a conservative
Nah, he just likes to drink cum

by TheManMythLegend2 February 1, 2022

Orphan Tears

when a man ejaculates on the face a person who was once an orphan.

Come and get these orphan tears.

by Cootercapture November 19, 2015

Male tears

What professional whores/feminists call semen.

“I’m gonna drink a nice cup of male tears to show those men who’s REALLY boss”

by AOOAAOOAAOOA May 4, 2022

Trail of Tears'd

To forcibly remove a minority because they deserve it.

Man dat der president jackson trail of tears'd dem der injins an ya no de deserve it.

by imawhiteman March 22, 2010

boys tears

The sperm of a child under 5 years old

I guzzled boys tears last night while baby sitting

by Charlie1002 January 17, 2018

Male tears

What feminists drink when they talk some bullshit about “wanting equality.”

Fuck you I don’t want to make a sentence about male tears.

by LemonLivesMatter April 30, 2019

Trail of Tears

Contrary to popular belief, the Trail of Tears isn't the strip of hair from a girl's back to her asscrack. It is actually the name given to a particularly hairy man's happy trail, or trail of hair starting as far north as the chin and ending in the pubic region. Some men's Trail of Tears are so hairy they actually do not have a distinct path and may continue onto the rest of the man's belly or chest.

When Zack Martin took off his shirt for the swim meet, we all got a really good look at his Trail of Tears...

by me May 15, 2006