timmysurprised

Immediately after molesting a dead goat, one forces their flaccid staff and ball sack into a freshly slit gap on the neck of the dead goat.

My boy Bob timmysurprised half the farm last night.

by DeafinatelyDef March 23, 2020

timmysexual

When you're not gay, but are sexually attracted to a single male.

Originated when a straight man fell for the luscious cheeks of a gay boy named Timmy, despite his sexuality having always been straight, and has continued to be nothing but straight, besides the one with the luscious cheeks.

Timmy : ill suck your dick
Straight man : God damnit im straight but I just cant resist that fat ass, I must be timmysexual

by heelbrand December 24, 2019

Timmed

When you get rejected so hard the person in question only responds with ok

Person 1: hey i like you....
person 2: ok.
person 3: OOOH YOU JUST GOT TIMMED

by Dickmangler69 May 9, 2020

Timiest

Person who cares about time too much

what do you do for a living?
uhhh im a timiest

by HAHAHAHAHHAHAH PRIME July 21, 2020

times new bastard

An unofficial font where every fourth letter in a word is suddenly comic sans while the rest is times new Roman thought it may just be every fourth letter.

Unable to give example
Times new bastard: every fourth letter of each word is comic sans while the rest is times new Roman

by JackleRaid October 7, 2020

timmeauna

A bad bitch who loves her man

That girl is such a "Timmeauna".

by poppy nonny October 20, 2020

Timmies Double Double Xtra Large

A take on the Canadian coffee order from Tim Hortons that requires two sugar and two creams but slang term adding Xtra Large implies male ejaculation on both breasts of a woman and a shot in the mouth in the same load of ejaculation

She wanted a Timmies Double Double Xtra Large so I emptied the sack on her and in her.

by InfernoCA January 9, 2021