Pussy Status

a dumb girl who is afraid to get her ass jumped because she doesn't know how to handle her scandals

that chick over there she's in the pussy status

by Fuckk_LoVe| August 22, 2010

j status

to do something jewly or a jewish action

scotts constant penny picking is very j status

by bbspo July 7, 2008

status quo

the current condition before the war.

Lorena Bobbit used a knife to challenge the status quo.

by mac January 2, 2004

Zookeeper status

Used by guys to somewhat secretly discuss the amount of good looking chicks as apposed to ugly chicks at a party.

When the chicks are good:

Mr X: "Mate, whats the zookeeper status?"

Mr Y: "He is very much alert, its going to be a good night.

When the chicks are bad:

Mr X: "Zookeeper status?"

Mr Y: "He's drunk, all the animals are here"

Or any statement to those effects.

by Lewis Hawkins October 16, 2008

Status Thief

Someone who uses your witty and well thought out facebook status and accepts compliments and kudos for it.

BOB: "Jon posted the greatest status on facebook about his uncle's Rash."

JEFF: " WHAT? I posted that weeks ago, freaking status thief."

by J-Saturn January 17, 2010

Status Hijack

When somebody comments on a Facebook status and gets more likes on their comment than the status.

Girl's Status: "There's a hot babe in my shower ;)" (29 likes)
Some Dude: "Hang on, I'll be out in a sec" (45 likes)
Another Guy: "epic status hijack!"

by FruitaSalad December 26, 2011

Statue of liberty

When you pick up a girl by her vagina and hoist her like the fire on the goddamn Statue of Liberty.

Justice Winslow statue of libertied that girl in front of the entire party

My goodness that girl is high in the air, it kinda resembles the Statue of Liberty

by Donald sterling March 1, 2016