Stuck in the mud

When performing anal sex with a dog, its anus constricks around your manhood, causing your dick to get stuck in the mud.

Hamish had to go to medical, when buck caught him stuck in the mud.

by DirtyMikee May 23, 2016

stick in the mud

when somebody takes a dump on their hand,gets a boner and jacks off using the shit as lubricant

"i got a stick in the mud from stephanie booth"

by bryan newell June 20, 2004

Stick in the mud

Huy is the epitome of this.

some one who does not watch football.

by megs January 23, 2005

Smack in the chops

slang for "Jack in the box"

Whatcha havin' for lunch?
Smack in the chops

by Anonymous May 4, 2003

stick in the mud

When a guy poops on a female's crotch, and then penetrates through to the vagina to have sex.

"I gave her the ol' stick in the mud"

by M-HO March 10, 2005

Stank on the old hang low

When your sex organs smell like Genine Garofalo and swells to the size of a tampon only used by African Black Bears in breeding centers.

Yeah, I'd mos def stick n stur that chicken if she ain't have some stank on the old hang low.

by Eric Jacof December 6, 2006

snick snack in the frick frack

Used as a synonym for the word 'Sex' on Tumblr

Do you want to have snick snack in the frick frack with me later tonight?

by Leefletcher10 September 5, 2017