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queef lord

''Queef lord'' is when one can queef more and louder then the last ''queef lord.''
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Guy: WOW I CAN'T BELIVE IT
Girl: WHAT IS IT?!
Guy: I JUST HAD SEX WITH THE NEW QUEEF LORD! *starts to suck her toes to show respect*
by ONANERING February 6, 2019
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LORD NELSON

A pub in the town of Nelson, in East Lancashire, England. More commonly locally as ' The Zoo ' its is known for its erratic,

and uneducated clientele, usually relying on handouts from the government to pay for their drinks.
Lord Nelson:
Person 1: Are you going for a Drink at the lord Nelson
Person 2: No, its full of crackheads
by Masterg1 November 9, 2023
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Bonk Lord

A really suicidal person who makes death jokes, probably in a boat zone. This person will also not be suicidal in any way shape or form, they say they are, but they have a really good life ahead of them.
"Man, you're a real Bonk Lord if you know what I'm saying!"

"That guys a real Bonk Lord."
by Construct April 30, 2022
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poo lord

the god of gods, the creator of space jam and time, massive shlong btw
poo lord is da best
by poo lord January 19, 2021
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Hot Lords

Variation of “good lord” or “good god
“I must be so careful with this very heavy and fragile...

—oh, Hot Lords!”

-D. Struechtiv
by Nekomesha June 4, 2018
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Lord Farquaad

The extraordinarily handsome Lord from Shrek 1. Actually besties with shrek just really good at acting and no I am not short thank you very much.
Lord Farquaad is the best character from Shrek
by TheRealLordFarquaad August 16, 2021
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Cum Lord

Someone who has mastered the art of Cum. There is only one and he is the Lord of all Cum. Bow to him.
Cristian is the Cum Lord.
by DaddyBigPeep June 26, 2023
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