Knife

a one pronged sharp fork (i stole it from jaiden animations)

dont stab ppl with knives, not very cuul, use the knife to chop onions and cry that u should touch grass

by naturally idiotic February 22, 2024

Knifing

When two girls that both only have one leg have sex it’s scissoring but with one leg

My girlfriend and I tried knifing last night it was harder than you’d think

by Charles the lesbian March 15, 2020

Give your friend a knife day

Richard has to give his 4 stack a knife

Richard today is Give your friend a knife day

by Daredevil69420 April 29, 2020

subterranean kitchen knife

the act of doing anal using tabasco sauce as lube

"My partner talked me into trying the subterranean kitchen knife in the bedroom, our relationship will never be the same."

by brainstorm-with-friends August 12, 2017

Schrödinger's Butter Knife

When you put a used butter knife halfway over the rim of the sink just in case you might need it for another sandwich, but you never know.

Dude its 2 AM and your Schrödinger's Butter Knife could drop at any moment, hurry up with your snacks before mum and dad will kill us

by 1m1m0 March 10, 2024

Sharp as the Milk Street bread knife

Cutting labor that will be re-hired elsewhere for a completely different skill.

The labor market is as sharp as the milk street bread knife

by Ao10110 September 27, 2021

Knifes

Knifes is a Yiddish slang word for when you spell knives wrong and try to cover it up by making your own definition in urban dictionary

Him: I’m throwing knifes tonight

Her: knifes? Be for real. Knives!
Him: It’s a Yiddish word
Her: no

by Shmendric September 21, 2023