Why doesn't anyone have the courage to date Jenna Ortega

I do and will! Add her to the harem!

Hym " 'Why doesn't anyone have the courage to date Jenna Ortega?' Asks the YouTube shorts. Well, simply put, not everyone is a CORPOREAL GOD! A CORPOREAL GAAAWDAH!!! So, I'll do it! First order of business: Jenna Ortega reboot of the 2004 Christina Ricci movie 'Cursed.' Christina Ricci will reprise her role as.... Ellie- HOLY SHIT JESSE EISENBERG WAS THE BROTHER! HOLY SHIT! I DIDN'T EVEN- Nope! Nope. It's a sequel now. We're doing a full-on sequel. Get Jesse Eisenberg! We're doing a sequel. Yes."

by Hym Iam August 7, 2025

Jenna

A 5’3 armenian woman with the biggest pair of beluga whale breasts this world has ever scene

“oh my god did you see jenna?” “girl her boobs said hello to me before she walked through the door”

by ilovemyroommate June 5, 2022

Jenna

The luckiest nerd in the world who isn’t always perfect but always gives it her best shot. A Jenna will always be there for you and will try to make you feel better with her cheesy jokes and sci-fi references. A Jenna won’t be afraid to tell the people she cares about how much she loves them and spending time with them. If you find a Jenna then don’t let her go because she probably loves you.

Laura: I wish I had someone to play chess with me
Jenna: *sets up chess board*

by PorgVader September 3, 2021

Jenna

She is beautiful with a great ass. She lights up the room whenever she enters it and everyone either wants to date her, or be her. Jenna is heaven. Jenna is full of passion and grace and is too good for anyone in this world.

Dude did you see Jenna last night?

The beautiful girl with a dazzling smile? How could I miss her!

by bigmanjohn111 February 5, 2021

Jenna

Pretty mixed girl.Funny and made me cry when she left for highschool.But I'll see her when I leave NFMAA

Person1:"Yo jenna looks hot today."

by lmao666idk August 25, 2021

Jenna

When the Great Spirit and his heavenly hosts created the physical universe; Michael, the war-like leader of the Angels, saw the beauty of all the females that were created for this world. This filled Michael's heart with great sorrow because the Angels had no such companions. When Michael's tears landed on the ground surrounding Ein Soph, they became the 54 female Angels of the Great Spirit. The 15th female Angel was Jennael (Jenna-el), the Angel of Hope. Most people just simply call her: Jenna. Jenna didn't want a male consort in the Heavens because she had a strong desire to bring hope to all people living in this world. So Jenna descended into the world taking on the form of an innocent-looking gray pony in Dublin, Ireland. Things went well for awhile, then some minions of the Fallen One found Jenna and beat her to death. The tears of the caretakers watching over Jenna during her last moments became a loud cry that awakened Apollyon the Destroyer from his deep worldly slumber, and now the seed of his wrath begins to grow....

Emrys: How did you acquire of such a story?!

Apollyon: You're looking at the source.

Emrys: Who are you?!

Apollyon: I'm the one that tasted the death of Jenna (all hope) within those tears....

by Apollyon the Kenite July 30, 2020

Jenna

Makes me cry. Makes me frustrated. I'd probably rage fuck her tbh tho. Low-key boring. Beautiful inside and out though. I love her. I'm going to regret writing these definitions when it's brought up in a future job interview.

"Jenna makes me cry every day, she makes me so anxious"

by Boobsnail November 26, 2023