Swine Flu

The H1N1 virus aka pig flu and the center of cold jokes among you and your idiotic friends.

A: *cough*

B: swine flu!

a: v_v *slap*

by Mamma Luigi November 8, 2009

EIP FLU

Cars that had EIP Tuning software\Hardware that are no longer on the road.

Has anyone seen Ivo's car. Nah! His car was hit with the EIP Flu and hasn't seen the road in over 2 years.

by Team Freddy November 25, 2009

Jade Flu

When a non-Asian person is attracted sexually to an Asian person.

John has jade flu, can't get enough of that Asian pussy.

by Thanatos454 December 13, 2010

wine flu

result of a woman drinking way too much wine. Leads to a miserable whining sow the next morning!

What happened to your missus gav? She looks like shit this morning and hasn't stopped whining!

Yep, she has wine flu - drank 3 bottles of red last night!

by gammagav July 14, 2009

Dick flu

When you've given so much oral sex to a guy/guys in a short space of time your throat and noes become sore and swollen, and can feel like the flu. Could also develop a cough.

I've had so much dick I think I got dick flu

by JackiCUSA January 7, 2018

Whine Flu

A slang word for the swine flu, meaning that all anyone ever does about the swine flu is whine.

Mr.Dude:Why don't they ever try to get rid of the swine flu?
Mr.Guy:People talk about it, but no one wants to do anything about it.
Mr.Dude:Sounds more like the whine flu to me.
Mr.Guy:LOL.

by Wildwarf June 9, 2009

Swine Flu

When your friend goes home with a fat chick from the bar.

Dude, I think Jeff caught the swine flu last night. That bi*ch was HUGE.

by Horse Cack October 1, 2009