carla baker

Carla baker is the swamp creature of sindey ohio

Carla baker Horror

by Fucked up people January 19, 2024

The Baker

The Baker is somebody who plans the meals, buys the ingredients, preheats the oven then serves the meal but who never gets to eat the muffin.

Last night The Baker went to bed alone after being rejected by his wife for sex even after he prepped everything, and I do mean everything.

by anonymous January 8, 2025

reverse Hannah Baker

When you send "a tape" to some of your friends saying nice things, the opposite to what Hannah Baker did in 13 reasons why

Yo, what a nice reverse Hannah Baker you sent me

by Metyoulanzipedia January 2, 2020

Hana the baker

A swaggy baker who is short and swag.

Are you a Hana the baker?

by _m1ku_ March 8, 2021

Baker

To do a job so poorly that it would have been better if you did not even show up from the beginning. Can also describe showing up late or not showing up at all.

Hey Todd and Dave, nice work here! You've totally bakered this job.

by Cochinoconcreto July 1, 2025

baker

a doofus who joins in on conversations completely uninvited, spreading very useless information for no reason

he is a total baker

by infuriating potato January 20, 2022

kaity baker

Kaity Baker is a beautiful creature with a hot sauce attitude. She's sweet as a button but sassy as cat shit. Kaity Baker will sing, dance,entertain, help. Kaity baker cares. Kaity baker listens. Kaity Baker talks soooo much. Loves the outdoors. A good mommy. Amazing in bed. Bomb kisser. Great poet/lyrical gifted. Is her fathers twin. Everyone either loves or hates Kaity baker. Easy to be friends with. Smokes entirely too much weed. Hometown girl. Traveler at heart. Namste. Cooking is a Kaity baker thing. You will never see a Kaity baker in jeans. Mostly a Kaity baker can be found sporting a side pony tale. The girl can sleep. Super duper goofy and mostly all the way up on 10 all the time. A Kaity Baker is a good thing to have on call. She's good at most everything.

Kaity Baker is a wild woman.
Kaity cannot be addressed without the baker.
Why would anyone eat a Cheeto out of their belly button or boob crack, or change their clothes just about anywhere & forget where she left them, oh because she's Kaity Baker.

by Tonguetied Travesty March 27, 2017