Tiny Bitch Straw

A tiny invisible straw connected between the minds of two best friends, allowing them to share their thoughts. Because it's so small, only the dumbest of dumb thoughts are able to go through. Girls usually share these dumb thoughts with others simultaneously, causing them to laugh while causing the rest of society to think...why?

Person 1: man how do y'all come up with that shit?
Bitch 1: it's our tiny bitch straw
Bitch 2: AYYYYY

by Jamie's Best Bitch May 10, 2019

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Tiny tom

Tiny tom and his annual report to the playground as he is a big tough guy. For example you're tuff dude yang big tough guy beating up girls. Understand this what's pathetic is not the length of your penis although the very stench of scrotum balloon sacks as in Microsoft tiny tom penis and his bean bags that he has pissed on since the beginning of his existence. Tiny tiny tiny tom if I were to hold my index finger exactly half of an inch above my thumb and say I trust you this much that'd be trusting tiny tom a bit to much for satisfactory it is okay to be you just think about the lifestyle of being a big tuff guy. It is not okay to make yourself hit a woman take the punches if you like it be superman if you don't you don't have to spit on a woman and dump coffee on her either that's foul as well as lame only tiny man syndrome men with micro punishment of the extra belly button do such things like that.

What's that pathetic excuse of a ride it doesn't even satisfy my needs.tiny tom

by Lifecheats I dont July 24, 2023

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tiny liv

liv is timmy tim’s gf.

Live from G25
Let's go!
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Ms. Lawton
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tiny liv: “can we learn statistics again Ms. Lawton?”

“no”

by tiny liv’s biggest fan November 23, 2021

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