Swedish Log Flume

A sexual position involving making love to a girl in a car while the car is in neutral.

Dude, I totally did a swedish log flume with that girl last night!

by The NardDog July 14, 2009

Swedish Hand Towel

a technique involving covering ones hands in feces and then proceeding to face paint your partner with it.

Marys loves to play Swedish Hand towels with her dad.

by Vexillum April 26, 2011

swedish lobster roll

Where you take 2 full size Maine lobsters and have them pinch onto a woman's nipples. You then proceed to lather butter on her pussy and rip the tails off of the lobsters while leaving the pinchers attached to the nipples. The 2 lobster tails are then inserted into the woman's pussy and asshole.

Your sister ordered a Swedish lobster roll at the red lobster .

by Jimmy thirdleg January 15, 2017

SBB (Swedish basic bitch)

A group of people, usually teenage girls, from Sweden that acts similar to a fjortis. It's basically an upgraded version of fjortis. These people wear short flowy skirts and use tons of makeup daily. A weird thing they do is rub their knees together in videos such as on TikTok. SBB's like to colour their hair a silver-ish colour and use orange fake tans. They are also famous for their orreknut.

That girl is totally an SBB (Swedish basic bitch)

by DittMamma August 9, 2019

Swedish is pretty damm cool

This is a phenomenon When a Swedish person has so much self confidence he Calls his country cool

Hey Åke Swedish is pretty damm cool

by Luckykingen April 18, 2022

Regular Ordinary Swedish Meal Time

An internet show on YouTube done by a Swede who yells at the camera interchangably in English and Swedish (or 'Swenglish') and prepares his food/dish/course/whatever in an incredibly over the top manner, usually involving smashing, throwing, and breaking things and just generally causing a mess. He also lives with another character called Mr Fox, who frequently outsmarts and beats him. It usually involves some gimmick before the actual episode and also an instance of him eating a 'pre-dinner snack' (usually a spoonful of mayonnaise), after which he says "It's good for you".

Episode of Regular Ordinary Swedish Meal Time:
*is sitting on toilet*
*reaches for toilet paper, realizing there is none*
"MR FOOOOOOX!"

by EpicGuy July 30, 2012

Swedish Friday on the Rocks final part

The couple will now follow the final sequence to "Swedish Friday on the Rocks". The female will now gather snorkeling gear, mainly a scuba-diving mask, and wear them as accessories to this sequence. The female must now play the role of rubbing herself in a gallon of horseradish flavored ice cream. If the couple is following "Texan style", they may use wasabi pea dust flavored ice cream. You may find these flavors on the internet. Now, the male will now force himself to vomit down the breathing tube of the scuba mask. Now that the vomit is flowing around inside the scuba mask, the male will scream at the top of his lungs "Here comes the poo-poo train", followed by defecating his feces into the breathing tube of the scuba mask. Finally, the female will perform a handstand with her body completely upside-down; most of the populace name this "Bikini Bottom". Use assistance if needed. We highly suggest using protection for "Swedish Friday on the Rocks", unless the couple wishes for pregnancy.

I heard my parents once did Swedish Friday on the Rocks final part.

by Ballz to the Wallz July 11, 2014