When a girl that you like isn't paying attention, so you want to pleasure her by sweeping her off your feet so you whip it out and SURPRISE! you stick it in and whip it out before she even has time to react!
Graham: Hey bro, did you surprise fuck Paige yet?
Reese: Not yet man, I'm working on it here.
Graham: Awww come on man, you are such a PUSSY. Just do it, thats how i was made
Reese: Not yet man, I'm working on it here.
Graham: Awww come on man, you are such a PUSSY. Just do it, thats how i was made
by Graham the man January 18, 2009
When you're dating a smoking hot 22-yr old Mexican girl, then marry her, and she wakes up the morning of her 24th birthday having suddenly gained 100 lbs and looks exactly like her mother.
Surprise!!!
Surprise!!!
by levarselosmonos April 07, 2011
When your fucking a girl from behind real hard and your dick accidently slips out of her pussy and tears into her ass.
by FilthyMan69 March 29, 2006
A person who at first seems very nice, but at a later time reveals that they are in fact a total dick.
Me: Mr. Johnson, will you please accept this paper? I only couldn't turn it in because my mom was in the hospital dying of cancer. You seem like a reasonable enough guy.
Mr. Johnson: SURPRISE! I'M A DICK!!!!
Me: Damn what a surprise dick
Mr. Johnson: SURPRISE! I'M A DICK!!!!
Me: Damn what a surprise dick
by NICKBERT August 15, 2010
by Rim Reaper 69 December 16, 2018
The chunks of not quite absorbed cocoa mix at the bottom of the glass. Seen after completion of beverage.
by .Bruk November 15, 2009
by Heyapple! June 29, 2010