Refering to a girl who is not fuckable, but you would not mind getting head from her
Credit to Soloman
Credit to Soloman
by h2oson13 May 21, 2008
The explanation given when one's internet goes down for a short while when in the middle of an internet conversation.
snowshoe:and then I was stuck behind this gramps champ
ihatechoo: really?
NOTE: SNOWSHOE HAS GONE OFFLINE
NOTE: SNOWSHOE HAS COME ONLINE
snowshoe: srry 'bout that. another status seizure.
ihatechoo: oh! its ok then.
ihatechoo: really?
NOTE: SNOWSHOE HAS GONE OFFLINE
NOTE: SNOWSHOE HAS COME ONLINE
snowshoe: srry 'bout that. another status seizure.
ihatechoo: oh! its ok then.
by Jenna the KNIGHT December 22, 2006
by mac January 02, 2004
Justice Winslow statue of libertied that girl in front of the entire party
My goodness that girl is high in the air, it kinda resembles the Statue of Liberty
My goodness that girl is high in the air, it kinda resembles the Statue of Liberty
by Donald sterling November 27, 2015
John: Why did you kill your kittens and then put them in the microwave??
Ed: I like the smell of microwaved kitten carcass.
John: That's Ed Status.
Ed: I like the smell of microwaved kitten carcass.
John: That's Ed Status.
by JTrain725 October 26, 2010
Used by guys to somewhat secretly discuss the amount of good looking chicks as apposed to ugly chicks at a party.
When the chicks are good:
Mr X: "Mate, whats the zookeeper status?"
Mr Y: "He is very much alert, its going to be a good night.
When the chicks are bad:
Mr X: "Zookeeper status?"
Mr Y: "He's drunk, all the animals are here"
Or any statement to those effects.
Mr X: "Mate, whats the zookeeper status?"
Mr Y: "He is very much alert, its going to be a good night.
When the chicks are bad:
Mr X: "Zookeeper status?"
Mr Y: "He's drunk, all the animals are here"
Or any statement to those effects.
by Lewis Hawkins August 23, 2008
a girl that has hekka guys on her all the time. she cant help it though, but some girls want it. thats when she is trying to hard. it could also be a boy...but mainly girls cuz girls can only be HOES!!
by Cori ooo February 11, 2006