Wanna Play Squids

This fucking retarded ass loser is addicted to Fortnite, a dying game that is still in configuration with many bugs and inconveniences. So this fucking idiot who can't even fucking remember what language he takes at school asks if he can play Fortnite in your house because his mother doesnt allow him to use his retarded nintendo device at his own house. He really sucks at Fortnite and has a lazy eye that makes his long ass mullet look even more retarded, which I didn't even know was fucking possible.

*Kid almost breaks his ankle and starts to cry*
Fucking Loser: "Wanna Play Squids?"

by SquidsAnyone? October 22, 2018

squid pro row

Not being able to understand a certain phrase that is said to you.

"RRiigghhhht Dr.Evil squid.. pro.. row?"

by austin powers January 31, 2004

Coney Island Squid

Tampon applicators thatwash ashore on the most northern beaches of New Jersey

Look at all dem coney island squid washed up on da beach

by goshnoway August 11, 2008

Useless as a damp SQUID

SQUID is the acronym for a superconducting quantum interference device. It measures very small magnetic fields and is rendered useless when wet due to its very sensitive nature. Also, used as a massive Fuck You to all those pedant bitches who think it should be "squib". I mean, just who do you think you are? A 16th century musketeer?

Mate, you've not only missed the goal you've missed the ball altogether! Sometimes I think you're as useless as a damp SQUID.

by Sir Rupert Hume de Chardin III February 4, 2015

Japanese Squid Soup

When you insert live squid into your vaginal cavity. Then you squeeze the squid to death inside your vaginal cavity so they become a pile of mush and ink. You lastly push the squished squid out of your vagina into a man’s mouth for consumption, which completes the Japanese Squid Soup.

I gave chris some Japanese Squid Soup last night and he dumped me.

by Autismo the retardo February 19, 2020

The Royal Squid Castle

A ROBLOX place created and worked on by SpySquidKing, mikesanislvoer2121, and awsomeyfox.

The Royal Squid Castle is a beautiful place.

by SpySquidKing August 28, 2020

settle your squid

A term meaning calm the heck down. Comes from the strange yet awesome actions of a one in a million teacher.

On line, term is known as SyS

the squid is the attack of un-humanly restraint that the receiver of the comment is currently acting upon.

Settle your squid, man.

by shadowgirl..... and friend August 15, 2010