Turd Squad

Have you ever been drunk at a club and started dancing with a 4/10? Of course you have. We all have that sober moment once in a while where we realize when we get home with them that they aren't good what so ever and think hmmm shouldn't do it... If this has happened to you join the elite group of the turd squad. When you go to pork that duster bend her over as if you're going to give it to her good then lick your pinky shove it in her ass and yell turd squad and dip the fuck out of that ratchets house. Only select few are capable of pulling off such legendary status.

"Dude that duster was bad you took home" "I know man but I dipped the pinky in the brown star and dipped"

"TURD SQUAD"

by Vergray September 12, 2014

JV Squad

Referring to the less attractive girls at a restaurant specilaing in hot/busty waitresses (Hooter's, Tilted Kilt, Twins Peaks, etc). They usually work the non-peak hours, typically in the dead period after the lunchtime rush or late nights on weekdays (non Thursday-Saturday). They probably have a great personality but they aren't the best to look at.

"Hey, man. You wanna go to Hooter's around 3pm?

"Heck, no. Those girls are the JV Squad. I'm sure they have a great personality but I'm not trying to go to Hooter's for a waitress' personality"

by jammasterka April 1, 2015

Squad Jumping

When the squad that you are in at the moment starts to get boring, so you leave and join another squad.

Person 2: Hey... ummmm... What are you doing here?
Person 1: Well I got bored of who I was talking to, so I went squad jumping and came to your squad.
Person2: we don't want you here tho.

by Why him? March 29, 2017

Salvo Squad

He is the rapper who fucks your girl.
Double S goes crazy for Benjamin Franklin and strawberry meringues.

Young aspiring rapper 1: "How much I would like to rap like Salvo Squad"
Young aspiring rapper 2: "Fuck off Double S, he fucked my girl yesterday at the Costez"

by Triplo7 November 29, 2021

Omega Squad

An awesome group of friends, the Omega Squad consists of Marvel_B, TonyFV, BarryFlash, OllieJQueen, General_Nijakids, ScribbleGent, tikobiko333, and ZDeath55. Based on the Omega & Fisk Minecaft server.

Have you heard about the Omega Squad? It's a pretty lit team!

by Nija🌐 December 26, 2016

Douche Squad

A group of douches. (Read: Douchey people).
Also pertains to a certain computer repair company.

"That's some straight up Douche Squad shit right there!"

by jazzmang September 22, 2008

gump squad

A group or gathering of gumps who are schlomos and losers.

Max: "Hey Marty! Look what we got over here!"
Marty: "Its that loser gump squad again. Do they even go to our school?"
Max: "I don't know, I've never talked to those gumps before."

by Whatup!!!!!!!!!!!! January 27, 2017